Greedy Jason Castro and His Fans Deserve a Smackdown

Posted by thefunnystone on August 24th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
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A really disgusting trend has popped up regarding Jason Castro and his family. It appears that they are milking his idiot fans for money... and the fans are going along with it. It appears that his fans bought Jason's family free flights to Los Angeles among other things, and now the fans are raising money to purchase him a computer because he's complaining that his isn't working well. Can't these idiot fans think of something better to do with their money? Castro is going to pocket enough money from the Idol tour to buy himself his own damn computer. Michael Johns and David Cook have been much more tactful and are encouraging their fans to send any donations to Luke Menard's family, as Luke is currently battling cancer and his medical bills are very high. David and Michael have shown themselves to have class, and it's commendable. This has just led the Castrotards to fight amongst themselves over who deserves money more, and it's pretty hilarious. We'll spell it out for you... you are an idiot if you buy Jason Castro a computer. And Jason is ridiculous to encourage his fans to do this. When will it end? No time soon. Now Ramiele is posting blogs, sad that she doesn't have a guitar. Buy your own damn guitar, woman. You people are sad.

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BeckEye
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 3:17pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I checked out the links, and it doesn't seem like Jason and family are necessarily ENCOURAGING the gift-giving, but they're obviously not NOT encouraging it either. He probably should be a little more responsible. But he's a stoner goofball, what do you expect? Also, you never know what is gonna set off his crazy, middle-aged cat lady fans. If he came out and said, "Hey gang, please stop sending me shit; give your money to Luke Menard," they might be like, "OMG! I just spent 4 weeks making him a 3 foot Castro statue out of my pubic hair, snot and diamonds, and now he doesn't WANT my gifts???" *loads gun*

Speaking of pubic hair, I have something for you Baio. But I have to deliver it in person. And make sure you come alone this time. Not like last time, when there were all those cops around.

Oh, and Funnystone, could you say that Michael Johns has class one more time? With feeling? I'm really starting to like you. Keep it up and you may be on the receiving end of one of my special gifts too.

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thefunnystone
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 4:39pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

I never really hated the Aussie douche. He's a greaseball, but he doesn't seem like a bad person at all.

batgirl_STL
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 4:50pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

I don't get it. Why does anyone send money or a gift to a celebrity? Even when I was a teenager - I don't remember ever feeling the need to send Paul McCartney, Davy Jones or Jim Morrison a gift.

Don't these kids parent's know what their kids spend their money on? I'm guessing there are adults out there sending stuff, too.

Scott Baio
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 5:51pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Thanks, BeckEye! The last one tasted great!

/too far?

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jawajedi
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 6:03pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

OK. I'm turning into a Scott Biao fantard for his nifty gift of perverse humor.

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Scott Baio
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 6:04pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Thanks. Send money!

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Dark Knight Princess
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 7:09pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2008

I second the nod to baio and also have to wonder, what if Jason really just wants all this money to buy more weed?

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: August 25, 2008 - 11:19pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

bitches didn't even get a taste of his dick first and the dumb bitches are giving him shit.

Dark Knight Princess
Posted: August 26, 2008 - 5:32am
Joined: 25 Aug 2008

Okay, so I pretty much think that this is a ploy to have money to buy more weed. And anyone who donates money to the tiny asian to buy a frickin' guitar should just not reproduce. Keep that DNA out of the gene pool please or the planet could be in trouble. What a sorry bunch of money and fame hungry losers the season 7 contestants are (with the exception of David Cook and Amanda Overmeyer of course).

standalone
Posted: August 26, 2008 - 9:28am
Joined: 23 May 2006

Ramiele cannot write a song without a guitar, and all the other girls on her bus have guitar??
I'm not fucking buying it.

Jason: "duuude, you can use my guitar while I crash, but I was think you should tell your fans you're guitarless."