Jason Castro's Fans Bought Him That New Computer

His mommy Betsy is still claiming a corporation bought it. *rolls eyes* She should always consult with everyone in on the grift if they want the con to work.

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Christ, his hair has gotten worse, I wonder how stinky and gnat ridden it got in all that heat?

"Sure, we're smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important assholes, but damn it, we're right" ~Penn Jillette

If any of you sons of bitches has anything else to say NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ~O-ren

Doctor Fender is going to have a field day with this. Tards, be very afraid.

ROCK TIL DEATH!!!

Hey Sherry, I need my laptop fixed....screen went out. Please get it fixed or buy me a new one. I sing better than Jason, but I'm not as pretty. Thanx!

***all in jest, people... all in jest***

I felt like I was listening to a giant tarantula. Well, I hope hearing "thank you very much, Sherry" from that douchebag was worth all the time, trouble, and money. And HOOOOO-WEEEEEEEE is there gonna be an implosion from the Castrotards when they find out that Castro didn't acknowledge the rest of them. I can't wait. I don't know if I have enough popcorn to last during that.

15 shows left . . . yeah, and unfortunately one of them is the one I have to go to. Oh well, maybe I can catch a good tard fight. I sure hope Sherry shows up.

ROCK TIL DEATH!!!

Y'know...I used to like this kid. He's a real jerk. There's such a thing as being a cool stoner and a stupid stoner. He really sounds like a dumbass.

if he does (or did)go to texas A&M he is giving them a bad rap (yep i checked his website he did)

Watching Jason speak on this video made me realize why Texans tell Aggie jokes. Texas A&M students are refered to as "Aggies," and Aggie jokes are the equivalent of Polish jokes (substitute Aggie for Pollock). OK, here's a few:

Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus?
He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.

Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M?
It was the 1963 hide-and-go-seek champion!

Did you hear about the Aggie who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.

Swimming is the only sport in which you go from point A to point A and work like hell to get there.

I've been told many, many times that VFTW eloborate lies. My response has always been "NO, they uncover funny truths". I love snarky humor so I've always enjoyed reading over this site but now, after whitnessing actual lies, I know they were right. TSK TSK.

SHERRY IS NOT A FAN BUT A REP FROM MCINTOSH.

Mac gave all top 10 Idols a computer. JASON SAID HE HAD A NEW DELL, DIDN'T NEED IT AND DIDN'T ACCEPT IT. Sherry is the Mac rep who arranged the first computer. She heard Jason's fired so got him one.

As for that Betsy mission trip post you posted a few days ago: OLD NEWS. That user WAS NOT JASON'S MOTHER BETSY. She was a poser posing as Besty in order to try and lure fans into sending her money. Besty was asked by a poster on DDB about the address and had absolutely no idea wtf going on. As soon as everyone realized the situation, the MODS over at IDF were informed, the faker's locations was tracked [she was not even in the same state as Betsy or anyone of Jason's family] and s/he WAS BANNED. Jason's gf's UNIVERSITY PAYED for her Mission Trip. Mission trips do not invlove people handing out bibles, lol. Mandy spent hers exercising her pathology skills in a CHILDREN'S BURNT UNIT HOSPITAL. Jason used his to coach a group of Orphans in Russia soccer.

Hi angry Castard! How about you slow down and introduce some grammar and spelling to your angry rants, so we can understand whatever it is you're trying to punch out on your keyboard?

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