It debuted at #2 due to overzealous fan sales. Then it dropped to #15. The fans dropped the ball. And this week, Gaspy's fantards failed yet again, as "Crush" falls down the Billboard Hot 100 to #31. That's pretty bad, most songs skyrocket up the charts, not tumble down quicker then you can say, "No water for Gaspy tonight." Looks like David Archuleta's fans are failures and don't really care about him after all. Or the song just isn't very good. One or the other. When asked for his take on his failing single, Gaspy said, "Oh gosh *GASP* Gee! *GASP* This won't make *GASP* Daddy very happy. *GASP* *nervous laugh* *GASP* *GASP* *more nervous laughter*"
David Archuleta's "Crush" Falls to Number 31
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 13:54 — thefunnystone
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Smartie, You guys sure
Smartie,
You guys sure boasted how much you raised for Relay For Life. Don't get me wrong. That's a great cause and I'm glad you did it, but you still boasted about it. So how is this any different? Why say we are boasting when we only did what you guys did for a different cause?
We boasted about nothing. We
We boasted about nothing. We merely posted how much we raised so that people on the site knew what their efforts went toward. We didn't post about it on any other site or brag about it because we're not tacky. That's the difference. You don't deserve a pat on the back for raising money for charity. You do it because you want to help.
The difference is we didn't
The difference is we didn't do it to impress a wheezing little midget who can't sing.
JauntyHat, I don't think it
JauntyHat,
I don't think it is right to mock anyone. When I was talking about the information, I was referring to early list of who is going to be on American Idol and spoilers of the songs the night before. That is all I use this site for. I really don't care for the rest of the site. As far as the mocking goes, I think it is rude and childish. Not just when it is David Archuleta you are talking about. No one deserves that much disrespect. I could see if you knew them and then said something about them. But you guys do not know these people personally.
Rebel,
We know they raised that much money because their contribution group was called, Crush Kid's Cancer- David Archuleta's Angels. The group stated that it was David's fanbase and to donate there if you would like. And no, no one ripped us off. It was on the official SU2C site. It went for a great cause.
To anyone else who claims we did this for the wrong reasons.....We really don't need your approval. We knew that by donating we had no chance of meeting David or talking to David. It was done for the cause, not the person.
I'm sorry if you guys misunderstood what I wrote to begin with.
Dear Gaspy tard, here in
Dear Gaspy tard,
here in the real world people don't brag about where and what they donate. It's called being a grown up. You = fail.
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omg everyone chill
omg everyone chill out...lol.
1.) good for the fans raising all that money for Stand Up For Cancer. I'm happy for the charity.
2.) Gaspy still fails for his song dropping on the charts.
agree to disagree.
I'd rather talk about how ambiguously and painfully homo-erotic the "Crush" video is. Or talk about MTV's desperate attempt to stroke Britney Spear's ego on the VMAs, or talk about how much of a condescending cunt Gov. Sara Palin is. VOTE OBAMA! :P
Talktome wrote "...website
Talktome wrote "...website has failed to mention that David's fanbase raised over $31,000 for cancer research this week..."
Exactly how do you know whose fans raised what money. Was it what they posted they donated? Did David appear on the telethon and is that how much money was raised while he was on?
Calm *gasp* down *gasp*
Calm *gasp* down *gasp* Gaspy *gasp* fangirls. *hehehe* I *gasp* said *gasp* girls. *hehehehe*
o_o my comment has nothing
o_o my comment has nothing to do with Archuleta. It's about who cares why someone donates to help stop cancer. If they are willing to donate let them! Thanks for showing that you're *gasp* the *gasp* retard *gasp* *hehehehe*
Hey shit for brains, who
Hey shit for brains, who said I was talking to you? My comment was directed at talk2mejjv and miles. But while I am talking to you, I do donate to help others, but I don't do it to try and get in someones pants, like the Gaspytards. You pathetic little buggers.
You tards only raised that
You tards only raised that to try to get closer to Gaspy and compete against the Cooktards, you losers. None of you did it with the best intentions or you would have given the money BEFORE the tardboard started that shit.
Gaspy and his tards = fail at life.
Smartie- Could you sound
Smartie- Could you sound anymore like a two year old? Oh wait that's what this site is dedicated to! Honestly, does it really matter WHY anyone donates to cancer as long as they do? And just out of curiousity, what do you donate? Because if you didn't donate you really don't have the right to say anything. Just saying.
I wonder who wrote this
I wonder who wrote this "news." This just shows his/her ignorance of not knowing how billboard chart works.
So plummeting down the
So plummeting down the charts is a good thing? Who knew?
All he need is to get the
All he need is to get the song to peak at the right time to sell the album. Who cares what is the ranking between its release and the album date?
His is back to #19 in itunes and #4 in Amazon now.
His airplay barely entered the BB 100 chart for airplay. That's why his ranking dropped. Hot100 value more airplay than sales. He's ranking is going to pick up with more airplay, possibly next week or the week after next. In the Top 40 mediabase chart he is already #24, very fast for a new song. As a comparison, Cook's rainbow song cannot get pass #28 after 3 months in the chart.
Any idol alumni cannot rely on their fanbase for success. Fans buy the single in the first week. He has to pick up new fans. Judging that he sold almost the same as Leona Lewis's song last week, he did all right in getting new people to buy the song.
You guys are just being
You guys are just being rude. I admit, I use to come here because I liked all of the information you guys would find out. But I can't stand the fact that you are so cruel for no reason. I see that you are highlighting "supposed" failures but I see that your website has failed to mention that David's fanbase raised over $31,000 for cancer research this week. It was raised for Stand Up 2 Cancer. I think that is a great cause and if you have something terrible to say about that then I hope you never have to face cancer yourself or with anyone you love. I think you should post this as an accomplishment for David. I know that would be against everything you try to do here, but it's the least you guys can do. I know you raised some money for Relay for Life in the past. So please acknowledge the good that was done by David's fans! He inspired us to do this, whether you understand that or not. David is a great person which I have had the privilege of meeting. He is good to the very soul. I hope you all will cease with the negative comments against him. However, if you don't, it will only make him stronger as a person! Thank you for taking time to read this!
So basically talk2mejjv what
So basically talk2mejjv what you are saying is you find stuff funny around here if it doesn't involve your favorite but as soon as David get mocked you get your panties in a twist? Aren't you being a tad hypocritical? Davey "Impaired Child" Archuleta isn't above being mocked. Sorry.
And how is it cruel to point out his song tumbled down the charts? Is that really something tragic that we need to be sensitive about? Get a grip.
They're just mad because
They're just mad because Gaspy is a failure.
To thefunnystone, Gaspy is a
To thefunnystone,
Gaspy is a failure?!
*GASP!* LOL
Sorry, couldn't resist that one. ;)