David Archuleta's Parents Have Really Done a Number on Him

Posted by thefunnystone on October 26th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
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If you aren't yet disturbed by David Archuleta's lack of hormones and ridiculous wheezing and gasping whenever he refers to not being old enough to find anyone physically attractive, this should do it for you. One of Gaspy's fans gave him a gift inside a bag that had a woman with a short skirt on it. Gaspy looked perplexed and then changed the picture, saying, "I'm just going to draw some shorts on her... I'm weird, I know." Seriously, Jeff. What did you do to this kid? Seems pretty messed up in the head. Doesn't he have any idea what a normal 17 year old does?

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Harpy
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 1:18pm
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Seriously. Hes talks about wanting to hang out with kids his own age, but if he was hanging with a normal 17 year old guy, and he spazzed about an exposed thigh... the other guy would call him some digusting slang and cuff him over the head. Thats NOT normal, Gaspy.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 1:49pm
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

I doubt he's ever masturbated.

Rebel
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 2:57pm
Joined: 13 May 2007

I know that none of us look "normal" at any given time, but the expression on his face on that shot is just really odd.

Fallen Angel--I bet you are right, that would involve him touching his no-no place.

well im pissed off
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 5:49pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

"It puts the black lines on the skin."

smarterthanpickler
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 6:23pm
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

He's either castrated or gay.

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MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 6:55pm
Joined: 20 Apr 2007

I really am disturbed. Was he afraid of getting a boner in front of his army of tiny girls? Is that even possible for him?

jasoncastro
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 11:37pm
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

You're ridiculous.
You're disturbed because he's not a perverted freak like most guys in this day and age?

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JauntyHat
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 11:44pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

It isn't perverted to just leave the picture on the bag alone. It's an American Eagle bag, not a Playboy. The fact that he was so uncomfortable at the sight of a woman's thigh (her THIGH for heaven's sake) is, however, weird.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: October 27, 2008 - 12:44am
Joined: 22 Sep 2008

Hey his favourite novel might be "Battlefield Earth".

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RaptorJesus69
Posted: October 27, 2008 - 12:46am
Joined: 22 Sep 2008

fuck off jason castro or whoever freak you are

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