Batshit crazy Syesha Mercado, who often write ridiculously long blogs about how fortunate she is to have 2 fans, recently posted the most unintentionally funny blog yet. She wrote:

"So, I'm a little disappointed right now. Just a little heart broken ya'll. I created an account on AmericanIdol.com to respond to the message boards…to really get connected with you all and keep everyone over there still in AI message board land informed of my Myspace and Facebook. I just really wanted to reply to the many fans that voiced their opinion on Syesha Topics, who voted, and sent encouraging words. Unfortunately I was only able to write a few people and before I knew it my profile and comments were deleted. It was really upsetting."

Translation: She wanted to post to see if anyone remembered her and desperately hang on to that last second of fame before it disappears. Oh, lo! Even the official Idol message boards forgot who Syesha is. She then followed up her blog by posting every intimate detail about her mundane, non-famous life. Syesha, seriously. You're crazy. No one remembers you. No one cares about you. And no one cares that you love gardenia and organic cookies. Except us now. We'll chronicle your psychotic blogs for fun.

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