All You Need to Know About New Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi

Posted by thefunnystone on January 12th, 2009 at 9:06 AM
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Just joining us for American Idol season 8? Just hearing about new judge Kara DioGuardi? Well, don't hold your breath hoping for an amazing songwriter to give opinions. While we're excited that we'll now have another judge with a coherent opinion (Paula and Randy clearly do not), Kara will be judging the Idol singers after having written songs such as:

Katharine McPhee - "Open Toes"
Almost every awful Ashlee Simpson song
Most of Kelly Osbourne's album
Lindsay Lohan - "Confessions of a Broken Heart" (and 15 other songs by her)
Paris Hilton - "I Want You", "Jealousy", "Screwed"
Pussycat Dolls - "Beep", "I Don't Need a Man"
Hilary Duff - "With Love", "Come Clean"
Gwen Stefani - "Rich Girl"
Britney Spears - "Ooh Ooh Baby", "Heaven on Earth"
Bo Bice - "The Real Thing"
Clay Aiken - "The Way"
David Archuleta - "To Be With You"
Ali Lohan's upcoming album

Simply terrible! So this woman is one of the reasons pop radio is unlistenable. Blame accordingly. She is also the co-owner of Arthouse Entertainment, which was produced crap like Jim Jones's "We Fly High", Nick Lachey's "What's Left of Me", and David Archuleta's "Crush". Why in the world would you pay her, knowing that she's been involved with so much awfulness?

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		pinkdiva
		
			

				

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first of all, cuntnugget, I've been in the music industry for 10 years.  I know my stuff.  There's nothing wrong with the song "Open Toes" other than Katharine's attack of it.  The song itself is great and POP.  I happen to like it.  I know what her body of work consists of, thankyouverymuch!

And considering all the awards she's won, all the people who have hired her, maybe you're a little under-qualified to judge her.  



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		ItsMeDeb
		
			

				

					Posted: January 14, 2009 - 4:58pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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I am highly qualified to judge her and you, twat. If you think there's nothing wrong with Open Toes, you've learned nothing in your big-fucking-deal 10 years of blowjob experience in the music industry.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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