Joanna Pacitti Even Fails In a Bikini

Posted by thefunnystone on February 13th, 2009 at 7:59 PM
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The New York Post found pictures of American Idol failure Joanna Pacitti in her bikini. The pictures were apparently taken for a Brazillian bikini line last October... which is after she tried out for American Idol and complained how she never gets a chance. And just like everything Joanna has done, these pictures are lame. So now she's stealing Bikini Girl and Casey Carlson's shticks? This won't buy her any more fame, it'll just make a few 7th graders excited.
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skankytatangel
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 9:56pm
Joined: 27 Dec 2008

Joanna has been disqualified from the swimsuit and talent portions of the Miss American Idol Pagent, she will now move on to Miss Nude World....

strawman
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 9:57pm
Joined: 10 Feb 2009

So are you writing headlines for the NYPost now? e.g.
'Ringer' Gets the Boot
Clarkson's New Single Doesn't Suck
'American Idol': The Freak Show

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matkojapan
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 10:06pm
Joined: 13 Feb 2009

I wonder if her Annie settlement paid for those boobs

singingrose
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 10:08pm
Joined: 19 May 2008

What boobs?

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Analog_Kid
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 11:11pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

>What boobs?

Ha ha. I honestly see 10 times better on the beaches of Chicago in the summer.

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smakkkdown
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 11:46pm
Joined: 07 Apr 2008

i'd take her home from a bar, but would dread when she sayin " ooh god og..., i forgot the words, but i used to do this professionally, can i just mumble through the rest" part

matkojapan
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 11:57pm
Joined: 13 Feb 2009

I live in Japan so they are big for me!

I guess her settlement was slightly less than 50 million.

rosiekins
Posted: February 14, 2009 - 12:18am
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

She tries too hard.

Smartie
Posted: February 14, 2009 - 12:50am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Tranny

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Cbusnative
Posted: February 14, 2009 - 8:46am
Joined: 11 Feb 2009

"Ooh, look at the buns on that one."

"Yeah. He must work out."

-Harry and Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

Honestly, I don't think she looks too bad in a bikini, but Casey Carlson is clobbering her in the bikini competition. How's that for alliteration!