| Scott Baio |
 Posted: February 15, 2009 - 10:25pm |
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Yeah, someone should explain gravity to our friend Mr. Cook. While spitting liquid into the air may in fact make you look like an undeniable fucking rock god (look it up!), what goes up must invariably come down.
Seriously, though, that spitting was pretty awesome! What's more metal than spitting? I'll go ahead and answer my own questions and say, "Nothing, that's what, sparky!"
Slipping, however, is only metal if you slip on the blood of the live chicken whom you've just decapitated with your teeth. Or your own blood/vomit/urine. Anything else? Not metal.
You're welcome.
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| gsensel2006 |
| Posted: February 15, 2009 - 11:13pm |
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Personally I did like him while he was on the show and "The Time of My Life," but I have not heard much if anything that I like out of him now. I tried to watch it all and couldn't stand it, so I'll just fast forward. Not bad but I was kind of hoping for a total face plant or similar.
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| well im pissed off |
| Posted: February 15, 2009 - 11:43pm |
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The irascible Scott Baio. Bravo. *claps* Welcome to the new season.
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| Lambert FTW |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 8:36am |
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what the hell happened to him?
and are those leather pants?
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| AreTheySerious |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 10:02am |
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Wait, I thought he was a big star now. Really, I did. What the fuck is he doing in Biloxi, MS? LOL
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| the-nova-cat |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 10:38am |
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Son of Spinal Tap.
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| Starbuck |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 11:43am |
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| Professor Chan |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 12:05pm |
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The water spitting was borrowed from wrestling. So we know they get the WWE on David's tour bus/Rusty VW van. What makes it wussy is that he wipes his mouth afterwards. Excess spit is pretty rocking. Also, I love his "How many school teachers do we have in the audience?" How about... ALL!
--Chan
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| Analog_Kid |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 12:53pm |
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Serves him right for butchering a classic. He wouldn't make a pimple on David Lee's buttocks.
Nice to see you back, Scott.I was starting to think you had been abducted by Gokey's cult or something. Let's get Tatatiana over the top.
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| billsmith1977 |
| Posted: February 16, 2009 - 8:09pm |
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Let's just call it "Eating a cookie"?
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Don't bother watching this performance of David Cook singing "Hot for Teacher". Just skip to 2:05 where he slips and falls for your daily comedy. You're welcome.
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