Jordin Sparks at the 2009 NBA All Star Game

Posted by thefunnystone on February 15th, 2009 at 9:53 PM
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Well, she's wearing sleeves. But she still looks like shit. The buttons on that skirt are going to pop any minute. And did she have to end the National Anthem in such a terrible manner? (yes, the whole thing was terrible, but the end was especially so)
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ItsMeDeb
Posted: February 15, 2009 - 10:10pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

Moo Moo the Cow sounds HORRIBLE!

She should be banned from ever singing the National Anthem...for life!

crazytom
Posted: February 15, 2009 - 10:15pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

Guess the only thing ex-idols can do for a living is sing the national anthem. Sigh.
Maybe Chris Brown threatened to bite her if she didn't sing that horrendously over the top?

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IdolBabylon
Posted: February 15, 2009 - 10:22pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

It sort of makes me glad to be Canadian.

Insane
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 1:14am
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

Holy crap! What did they use on her to make her make those noises? A cattle prod?

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Posted: February 16, 2009 - 8:38am
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

looks AND sounds like shit.
congrats jordin.

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Lisa54
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 9:35am
Joined: 16 Feb 2009

Jordin's rendition of the National Anthem was horrible! I think it is a beautiful song, and she just butchered it. I hope she never gets a chance to sing it again. It was embarrassing.

AreTheySerious
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 10:07am
Joined: 17 Jan 2007

Really the only reason this girl gets any gigs is because her daddy was a pro football player and because she sang a duet with Chris Brown (is that the right last name?). HE is what made that song popular. It's all so sad really. She is probably a nice girl, but her voice is just so mediocre.

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Minkus
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 5:34pm
Joined: 11 Jan 2009

I thought pencil skirts were supposed to make women look thinner... apparently not in her case.

CaptainK
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 12:01am
Joined: 16 Feb 2009

Classic Jordan. Looks awful, sounds even worse.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 2:29am
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

Jorbacca is huge. Jorbacca could go toe to toe and one-on-one with Shaq.