Constantine Maroulis Plays a Free Library Show

Posted by thefunnystone on February 17th, 2009 at 5:25 AM
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It's as tragic as it sounds! Idletard has a video up of Constantcrap playing a free show at the Toms River, NJ Library. So many easy jokes. But the best part is that the crowd is full of the 10-20 frauen who still find him interesting... and that's it. Maybe he can clean their dentures when the show's over?
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well im pissed off
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 8:02am
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

:barf

spongegator
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 8:09am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

WHAT! I'm from right around Toms River, I can't believe I didn't know this, I would've sent my friends to throw shit at him. Damn me being overseas...

tantrum
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 8:34am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

The husbands of these frauen should be upset that they are wasting money (at least for transpo) IN THIS ECONOMY for this crap.

God Bless The Chile
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 9:24am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

Wow. He's like a real life unfunny and unlikable version of Flight of the Concords.

Aggrieved
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 10:21am
Joined: 20 Jul 2007

Looking at the audience... are we absolutely sure this was taped at a library and not a retirement community?

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Slacking
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 12:13pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

If Constantine came to my library, I'd call in sick that day.

Where I live/work, he'd probably draw in even less people than this NJ "show."

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CareyBeary
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 12:45pm
Joined: 15 Feb 2007

WHY on earth is he playing in a freakin' library? Does he have any standards? Oh yeah, this is creepy Constantine we are talking about. Nevermind!

anoop dogg
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 1:21pm
Joined: 04 Feb 2009

Any good BBQ joints in Toms River?

woodrow12
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 2:03pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

This is horrifically sad and pitiful. It is awkward to watch such a low in someone's life. I almost feel bad for laughing at Constant Crap, but not really. This is freaking hilarious.

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melismaqueen
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 2:23pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2007

Those fat old ladies were enthralled. This is what Constantcrap has been reduced to. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douche.

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