So That's Why Alexis Grace Was Pimped Last Night...

Posted by thefunnystone on February 18th, 2009 at 11:34 AM
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Were you wondering why, after a horrible performance where she looked like a 12 year old dressed as a hooker, Alexis Grace was told by the judges that she belongs in the top 12? Well, we found out. SoulPatrol, a poster on our site who belongs to a private message board, says that it's being passed around that Alexis's dad needs a heart transplant and doesn't have health insurance to cover the operation. It's probably going to end up as the "feel good story" of the season, but at the expense of entertaining people like Tatiana moving on. We feel bad for Alexis's dad and all, but Alexis really isn't remotely good enough to make it on this show. Maybe she'll become a future VFTW pick?

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SoulPatrol
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 1:55pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

I'm going to burn in hell for this!!! LOL

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HotelAngel
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 1:56pm
Joined: 15 Feb 2008

"Sophia's Heart Foundation" will get him one.
Then Danny will be a hero once again.

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Drewby
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 2:11pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2009

I'm sorry, but this is very low. I love this site and have been coming regularly for 2 years now, but this is just mean =\

Especially considering the fact that she herself hasn't brought it up, and last night she did wonderfully. I wish the best for her father and her success on the show.

Moxie
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 2:12pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

That makes their discussion of her sex life even more distasteful!

So TPTB want the final three to be Alexis, Danny, and Scott...but how will the fantards decide which sob story is the most worthy? It's obvious the show is in peril or they wouldn't go to such drastic lengths. If it does get to that final three, I'm putting in my vote now for Blind Scott to be the VFTW pick. At least he's pimping himself, not a family member, and he's the least marketable of the three when it comes to singing national anthems at sporting events, etc. Plus, he does have crazy looking eyes and bad hair....

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WhatsADikfur
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 2:38pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

Since this story is about Alexis and her dad, let's take down the picture of Alexis and her mom and find one of her and her dad to replace it with.

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Papayafan
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 2:43pm
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

So that explains it. Wondered originally why AI was telling a 12 year old mother to have more sex, being a family show and all. Then could not understand the over the top pimpage for a performance that easily could have been turned in by Haley Scarnato in a much more interesting way. Average at best singer who makes Gaspy look old and sophisticated, but she has a sob story so she must make top 12.

LongLiveGaspy
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 2:55pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

You fuckers have reached a new low! I read this site all the time and for the most part, lmao at the posts. She was pimped because she was the best female singer of the night, plain and simple!

TheDancingCookie
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 3:10pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

She is crap. I don't care what her damn personal story is - if she can't sing, she should be voted off.

Hehehe, at first glance I thought that was a picture of Alexis with Barbara Streisand.

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ShutUpPaula
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 3:15pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

She did not do wonderfully, and she was merely the best of the worst for the night. Not one of those women deserve a career in music. Except for Tatiana (of course).

This is hardly low, just an observation and probably an accurate one.

If you want to criticize the lowness of pimping a contestant so her sob story can woo viewers, look to AI and its producers, not here.

I hope her dad gets a heart and lives to see his daughter grow out of her red lipstick phase.

Borat
Posted: February 18, 2009 - 3:30pm
Joined: 17 Jan 2007

How many more sob stories do we have to hear this season? And it is only mid-February. I hope there is a special on Kleenex this week; I'll need more boxes than usual to get through this season.

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