Jordin Sparks Records More Crap

Posted by thefunnystone on February 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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Jorbacca recorded some new songs that suck, so we figured we'd warn you before they snuck up on you and were played to death on the radio when tweens overrequest them. Above is sample of "Walking On Snow (Falling Through The Ice)", and you can also listen to snippets of "Let It Rain (I'm Thirsty)", "Papercut (From My Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese Wrapper)", and "Faith (That My Quadruple Layer Cake Is Almost Ready)".
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Denim
Posted: February 23, 2009 - 8:50pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2009

I thought Jordin was dropped from Jive? I wonder what she'll do next.

Starbuck
Posted: February 23, 2009 - 8:56pm
Joined: 07 Jul 2008

Ok. I will totally admit I really like one of her songs. Of course, it's the one that will never receive any radio airplay ever again.

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Moxie
Posted: February 23, 2009 - 9:46pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

"It doesn't hurt that much, it was only a papercut." Hmm...not great lyrics there. Most papercuts I get hurt like a b*tch!

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Jrg191989
Posted: February 23, 2009 - 10:27pm
Joined: 08 Jan 2009

I actually liked Faith and Let It Rain sounds like a hit but the other two suck. It still sounds better than the crap we've been hearing on Idol the past week, minus Tatiana and Ricky.

spongegator
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 1:56am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Hahaha, before I got to the last two songs with your additions to the titles, I read "Let it Rain (I'm Thirsty)" and thought for a second it was the real title, and I thought, what a weird stupid ass name for a song, and then I read the rest of them...good one!

Psycwarrior
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 3:18am
Joined: 20 Feb 2009

So, now she's trying to sound like Rihanna?

Smartie
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 5:17am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

*snores*

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amyjean
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 7:21am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

I've always thought your articles about Jordin Sparks were so cruel - but as I don't have any real emotional attachment to her, I have no problem admitting that those song titles cracked me up to no end!

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Lord Toast
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 10:20am
Joined: 20 Feb 2009

So she barely sells 1m albums and they think we want more??? Sick people...sick.

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TheMuffinMan
Posted: February 24, 2009 - 3:25pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

I don't know what bothers me more... the idea of her still recording songs and getting promotion or Katharine McPhee and her upcoming "jazz" album. WHY? I hated them both all along and yet they're still around.