Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Posted by thefunnystone on March 1st, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert is gay. Total future VFTW pick because he's going to completely scare off the tween girl and bored housewife vote eventually (which really is a smart career move when you see how they ruin careers like Clay Aiken's).

 

Adam is an attention whore, and we love it! He's probably lurking here right now. We like his style. Click read more for more pictures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hmom
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 7:09am
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

Everyone knows he's gay already. No biggie.......I vote by who I think is the most talented, and who I'd buy the album. Adam totally has my votes.

thefunnystone
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 8:23am
Joined: 20 May 2006

You would be surprised at how stupid the voters on Idol are. The little girls and frauen will deny that he is gay until he is actually seen with his penis in someone's ass (or the other way around if he prefers). It's actually quite comical.

I'm sure they will come up with a way to say that these pictures do not make him gay.

Either way, Adam is awesome and totally loves attention. That makes him a great future VFTW pick.

Old Tom
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 9:00am
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

"How do you know he's gay though and not just bi?"

I love this site. You guys are hilarious; and, it's free.

How come David Hernandez got dumped when people found out he was a male stripper, but we're all OK with the above photo essay?

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Denim
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 9:15am
Joined: 21 Feb 2009

Haha, I knew he was gay, it's pretty obvious but I never knew that he would go this far. Who knows? He could be the next VFTW pick as the competition narrows down and might possibly win if and only if the fangirls doesn't mind of his 'preference'

runuts251
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 9:46am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

Awesome. Totally awesome. I can't wait to see all the fantards and frauen spontaniously implode by this like they did with Clay Aiken.

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tantrum
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:03am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

Only some frauen and tweens will care but they will find other rationalization to deny it and look the other way.
I don't like his style that much but I would appreciate it if he can at least help eliminate Gokey.

badmammerjammer
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:04am
Joined: 22 May 2006

Fucking beautiful.

I logged onto D-Listed this morning before here, and as soon as I saw the first picture I knew just who it was! D-Listed linked here and hahahaha was I happy to see this on the front page.
I totally don't hate Adam anymore.

xfcanadian
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:06am
Joined: 29 Jul 2006

hmmmm...those pictures are hot! Vaginas are exploding everywhere today.

Mulishass
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:17am
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

I predict LJ is rich with slash fic by now (or will be very soon.) Yay.

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JayJay1979
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:29am
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

What does it matter if he is gay or not, who cares really? If he is so what if not, so what the dude can sing and that is what he is being judged on and voted for, singing.