Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Posted by thefunnystone on March 1st, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert is gay. Total future VFTW pick because he's going to completely scare off the tween girl and bored housewife vote eventually (which really is a smart career move when you see how they ruin careers like Clay Aiken's).

 

Adam is an attention whore, and we love it! He's probably lurking here right now. We like his style. Click read more for more pictures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cyanide
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:41am
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

Aw, so romantic. <3

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Moxie
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 10:44am
Joined: 10 May 2008

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"I'm sure they will come up with a way to say that these pictures do not make him gay."

I hope not Dave. I for one would like to see Adam be "out" on the show. And rather than taking Clay's my-personal-life-is-my-business approach and letting the frauen and fantards make up their own fantasy life for him, he should be able to be himself (though he may want to reign in his tongue just a bit).

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Popserious
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 11:31am
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

Based on these pics, he's a winner already.

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urbanmissy
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 3:55pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

You dogs -- these pics may just ruin my dream Idol final............the Chosen Idol v. the Anti-Idol!

I'm missing Normund already.

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bluegenie
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 11:26am
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

I'm so confused, I don't understand these pics! It creates a big mystery! I can't tell who is the top and who is the bottom- they both seem like bottoms! So there must be a third guy hanging around- wait, of course, the top is the one taking the pictures!

Darth Aiken
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 12:25pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2007

lmao

jawajedi
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 12:44pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

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Old Tom:
How come David Hernandez got dumped when people found out he was a male stripper, but we're all OK with the above photo essay?

I'm thinking Hernandez tried the "It's not me" defense.

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supedupX
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 1:21pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Has anyone seen this yet? LMAO. The crazy fundies have already started to pray for Adam's soul...

http://topidol.wordpress.com/2009/03/01/pray-for-adam-lambert/

excerpt:
Lord, save Adam. He seems so confident. Yet, yes, so lost. I pray that he does befriend the Christian men on the show and is shown how man was made in Your image and help Adam to know he is a man. I ask that his father is able to befriend him. Somewhere along the line, their relationship was ruined or never did really gel. I pray that they become friends. Save this poor, confused soul, Lord. He needs You. In Your name, Father, amen.

Wowsers. lol.

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Harpy
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 1:33pm
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

OMJ ADAM IS GAY!?!? Next you're going to tell me Danny's wife is dead!

^ And fuck that prayer thread. Adam's relationship with God is none of their concern, just as where he sticks his dick is none of their concern. Pray for something more productive. Like economic improvement or free TiVo for all.

Mapa3m
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 1:47pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

How come David Hernandez got dumped when people found out he was a male stripper, but we're all OK with the above photo essay?

Hernandez wasn't dumped, he just got voted off when his lies became too obvious. The lame 'pizza parlor' thing was the last nail in his AI coffin. Dumped was Antonella Barba for her explicit photos. But there is nothing explicit in Adam's pictures, other than the fact that he's explicitly gay.