Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Posted by thefunnystone on March 1st, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert is gay. Total future VFTW pick because he's going to completely scare off the tween girl and bored housewife vote eventually (which really is a smart career move when you see how they ruin careers like Clay Aiken's).

 

Adam is an attention whore, and we love it! He's probably lurking here right now. We like his style. Click read more for more pictures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Smartie
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 6:08pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I must send you those photos purporting to be Clay nekkid on a webcam...

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Old Tom
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 6:13pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

Starbuck-

Yeah, theater people tend to be exhibitionists, but it's kind of a matter of degree. What bothers me about the above pics is that they were professionally posed, which is a polite way of saying "softcore gay porn". As opposed to something some guy shot on his cellphone and sold to National Enquirer (read: Michael Phelps' bong hit). That's the difference between public and private behavior.

As to Clay Aiken...well, yeah, I wouldn't want to see that either. But I don't think he really has the fire down below that would make him want to do something like that.

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Go John and Cla...
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 6:22pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take for John Paulus to start stalking poor Adam? He's already started a blog about him. What a sick psycho!

Smartie
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 6:25pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take for John Paulus to start stalking poor Adam? He's already started a blog about him. What a sick psycho!

Hi Morine, stalking John everywhere you can now, huh? Still tarding over Clay, are you?

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jazzilicious
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 6:37pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

I think the last photo is definitely staged and super-flaming-fabulous! I will definitely work my thumbs for Adam. I don't think he's hiding his sexuality, but it's not Idol's way to point it out, either. I don't think being publicly outed would help him, but I don't think it would hurt him either, because the crazy Jesus freaks/50's housewives won't vote for him anyways. Their votes are reserved for Danny "Dead-wife" Gokey.

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SPOON
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 7:04pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

So it's that Morine?  Talk about freakish sickos.  :shudders

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Analog_Kid
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 7:26pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

I'll need more evidence than that. Maybe they were just treating each other's snake bites.

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MissMarie
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 8:05pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

So....what does it mean then if I still want to screw him straight? Obviously he's quite...well, flamboyant. It will be interesting to see how the women react, and Idol as well. Do you think that the first "gay idol" will be as flamboyantly gay as Adam?? Oh well, I suppose it's his stage presence/ cockyness that I find so appealing, me being a singer as well.

felizma
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 8:51pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

Certainly some tween girl will be scared, but just not me!
haha... Adam is HOT as ever!!! flame burning all over!
Not that I love his voice, music and style so much, I just love everything about him!
Kick those homophobics' butt! Love Adam!!! Go Adam!!! Stay true to yourself! Go!Go!Go!
Can't wait to see his next performance and hear him singing again!

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Lola57
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 8:54pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2007

MissMarie:

IDF is this way>>>>>>>

(and Felizma too)