Spoilers for the Upcoming American Idol 8 Theme Weeks

Posted by thefunnystone on March 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
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Because the producers did not put Tatiana through as a Wildcard, we've decided to spoil some of the secrets of the upcoming season to piss them off. The producers want to make sure this information is not leaked to the media. Oops!

One of our always reliable sources tells us that three of the theme weeks currently being planned are Michael Jackson week, Motown week, and Grand Ole Opry week. The Grand Ole Opry week includes only artists that are a member of the Grand Ole Opry. Want to know who those artists are? Well we have the initial list of songs that the Idols were given today to pick from. In case you didn't know, most weeks the Idols are given a list of songs to choose from. The list is expected to expand slightly in the future, but never before have you been able to see the songs the contestants are chosing from... until now. Click "read more" for the entire list the contestants were given today for the future Grand Ole Opry week. We are recommending that the contestants pick "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" for maximum VFTW support. Maybe this will mess up Idol's plans a little and make them scramble to switch things up. Ya shoulda put Tatiana in, people. When will you learn?

Alan Jackson - Don't Rock the Jukebox
Alan Jackson - Summertime Blues
Alan Jackson - Chattahoochee
Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing Ar All
Alison Krauss - Baby Now That I've Found You
Barbara Mandrell - If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Want to Be Right
Brad Paisley - Celebrity
Brad Paisley - Mud on the Tires
Brad Paisley - When I Get Where I'm Going
Carrie Underwood - Jesus Take the Wheel
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
Carrie Underwood - Wasted
Carrie Underwood - So Small
Carrie Underwood - All-American Girl
Carrie Underwood - Last Name
Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess
Dierks Bentley - What Was Thinkin
Dierks Bentley - Come A Little Closer
Dierks Bentley - Every Mile a Memory
Dierks Bentley - Feel That Fire
Dolly Parton - Jolene
Dolly Patron - I Will Always Love You
Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again
Dolly Parton - 9 to 5
Dolly Parton - Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That
Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places
Garth Brooks - The Dance
Garth Brooks - Shameless
Garth Brooks - More Than a Memory
George Jones - She Thinks I Still Care
George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today
Hank Williams - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line
Josh Turner - Your Man
Josh Turner - Would You Go With Me
Josh Turner - Firecracker
Lorrie Morgan - Watch Me
Martina McBride - Wild Angels
Martina McBride - A Broken Wing
Martina McBride - Anyway
Pam Tillis - Cleopatra, Queen of Denial
Pam Tillis - Maybe It Was Memphis
Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight
Patsy Cline - I Fall to Pieces
Patsy Cline - Crazy
Patty Loveless - Blame On Your Heart
Randy Travis - Forever And Ever Amen
Reba McEntire - Fancy
Reba McEntire - Why Haven't I Heard From You
Ronnie Milsap - It Was Almost Like a Song
Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man
Terri Clark - Poor Poor Pitiful Me
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Trace Adkins - You're Gonna Miss This
Travis Tritt - I'm Gonna Be Somebody
Travis Tritt - T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Travis Tritt - Tell Me I was Dreaming
Travis Tritt - It's a Great Day To Be Alive
Trisha Yearwood - She's In Love With The Boy
Trisha Yearwood - Walkaway Joe
Trisha Yearwood - How Do I Live
Vince Gill - I Still Believe In You

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sunshine8503
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:07pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

Thanks for spoiling Dave. Fuck You Idol!

What a trainwreck. That night might actually be enjoyable

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WhiteMocha
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:11pm
Joined: 21 Jan 2009

Lil Rounds is gonna pick I Will Always Love You and be boring. And the others will embrace "trainwreck" definition.

thefunnystone
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:11pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

sunshine8503 wrote:
What a trainwreck. That night might actually be enjoyable

No it won't. There are at least 10 boring songs on that list. They will pick those 10. Boring.

GetReal
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:15pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Like you weren't going to publish this ANYWAY.

Whatever. Some smart person will pick Crazy by Patsy Cline. The rest will suck.

HateTFS
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:14pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2009

My Gawd, the list is so full of potential. Imagine some of these clowns singing some of these songs

Apoop with a touching version of the greatest country song every written - He Stopped Loving Her Today. I can only dream of the tear in his eye, the little wink when he delivers the twist, that he stopped loving her today, because that's the day he died. Of course he would slaughter it, but it's a great song, if you listen to the lyrics and see they way it's set up.

Spastic Megan in a stirring rendition of Folsom Prison Blues. During a raucous musical break between verses, she could do a prison walk dance step...

And of course Blind Scott milking the Parton classic 'I Will Always Love you ", Solo spotlight and the big string section as he holds those long aching notes in the chorus. " And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love Youuuuuuuuuuu...IIIIIIIIIII will always love ( music stops, tight close up , Scott whispers) "you.

Ouiser
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:15pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

I hope Adam Lambert sings "Stand By Your Man".

guinnyd
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:18pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

I hope somebody sings "Celebrity" since the whole song is making fun of people who go on reality shows to become famous, the video TOTALLY mocks Idol and it came out around season 2 I think.

EricMidgetTurd
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:20pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Scotty Tunnel-vision picks "Watch Me."

SPOON
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:26pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

Buncha freakin fakers!  Not one Minnie Pearl song on that list.  At least her estate is keeping Minnie's integrity intact.  :psshaw

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anoop dogg
Posted: March 5, 2009 - 11:33pm
Joined: 04 Feb 2009

AI has a special selection for Scotty on Grand Oprah night- he can do Roy Orbison, Ronnie Milsap or a 'Blind Melon' song.