Carly Smithson Demoted to Butt Cleaner

Posted by thefunnystone on March 12th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
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So while we still haven't brought you a single update about Carly Smithson's career post-Idol (because there hasn't been one since no one wants her to make music), we do have an update from TMZ that is pretty funny. So what does Carly do nowadays? Well she's now moonlighting as Kimberly Caldwell's personal butt cleaner. Oh, Carly. The saddest part is that you're now at the level of desperation of Kim Caldwell since you elect to hang out with her. That's even worse than you were before. Another epic failure moment, brought to you by Carly Smithson.

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Cutie1234
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:09pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

First..

Man I just saw that on TMZ an was laughing my butt off.. Poor thing

CougarDroppings
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:19pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

Take note Alexis . . . this will be your next job . . .

badger
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:25pm
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Remember, future wannabe Idols, this is what happens after you're done on the show.

runuts251
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:29pm
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

I wonder if she kissed it too...

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tantrum
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:32pm
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

I think that's not too bad, just be careful about herpes.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:35pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Wow, Plantson's face is HUGE! It's like Jupiter collided with Saturn to create a mega-planet and that planet formed her face.

That said, her being Bimberly's desperate, snivelling bff actually made me feel sorry for her. Then I remembered how much I despise Plantson and the pity evaporated.

Oh and Caldwell, your fifteen minutes are not only up, they've expired like fetid milk left out in the sun for two days. Go away!

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Salvatore_Monella
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:56pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

When Megan gets booted off, maybe Carly and her can do the "Outrageous Right Arm Tattoo Tour" together.

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Disillusioned-a...
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 2:56pm
Joined: 08 May 2008

aaaaahhhh.. but it says that she's an "Amateur Butt Cleaner"... do you think that she gets minimum wage for that particular job?

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 4:21pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

Bitch does not have ANY shame. If it had been anyone else I would've been surprised...but somehow when I read it was her....i was not surprised one bit at all.

...and Cuntwell??? of all people. Not like it was Kelly or Carrie...it is FUCKING CUNTWELL.

Analog_Kid
Posted: March 12, 2009 - 5:52pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

With a lot of hard work and sacrifice, she can be promoted to boot-licker.

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