Well Here's One Idol Whose Album Cover Isn't Photoshopped

Posted by thefunnystone on March 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 AM
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In a world full of Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson photoshopped album covers, at least we can rely on Ruben Studdard to appear on his album realistically. But for the record, Rube, you might want to keep yourself off your covers. Scaring people doesn't sell albums. Nothing against ya, big guy, but you know. Not a flattering image.
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AATFC
Posted: March 22, 2009 - 11:02am
Joined: 24 May 2008

I know he's praying, but I can't get the thought out of my head that he's saying grace, and is about to eat an entire turkey.

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FairyFeller
Posted: March 22, 2009 - 11:29am
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"Lord, please let me drop none of this moose I'm about to inhale"

TheDancingCookie
Posted: March 22, 2009 - 1:48pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Are you kidding me? Ruben is hot! Don't listen to the naysayers, R! Let me sit on your lap and I'll give you something to pray for!

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redpaperwhale
Posted: March 22, 2009 - 4:06pm
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Good thing he signed the cover - at first I thought it was Shaquille O'Neil doing his "Shaq-fu" thing on the movie poster for "KAZAAM!"

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whattheheck
Posted: March 23, 2009 - 4:46am
Joined: 24 May 2006

Not only do I not see anything wrong with the cover, but I think Ruben is one of the best singers ever on AI. Sorry, most about AI is laughable, but not Ruben. His voice is gorgeous.

Chrysoloras
Posted: March 23, 2009 - 11:41am
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

That is what I thought too. When I scrolled down this morning to see if there were any new articles since Friday my exact thoughts were "Why the hell is Shaq on the VFTW site?" Then I read the caption. Lol.

Tropics500
Posted: March 23, 2009 - 9:33pm
Joined: 03 Mar 2009

Is this a gospel album? It just seems odd to be praying on the cover if it's R&B. Actually, I think he'd do well in gospel (if he's religous like that). Ruben's a big boy, but that does not make him Luther Vandross (RIP). He has a nice enough voice, but I always feel like he's singing in slow motion. Step up the beat dude!

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Tropics500
Posted: March 23, 2009 - 9:34pm
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Is this a gospel album? It just seems odd to be praying on the cover if it's R&B. Actually, I think he'd do well in gospel (if he's religous like that). Ruben's a big boy, but that does not make him Luther Vandross (RIP). He has a nice enough voice, but I always feel like he's singing in slow motion. Step up the beat dude!

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: March 23, 2009 - 9:57pm
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He's praying that God makes him gay so he can love me.

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sat_owl
Posted: March 24, 2009 - 12:29am
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That album cover scares me.....a lot! It's like something made out of a televangelist ceremony that told it's worshiper to do mass suicide because the end of the world is coming......and Ruben is the leader of that cult.

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