Carrie Underwood wins Entertainer of the Year at the CMA Awards

Posted by thefunnystone on April 6th, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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Farmbot won Entertainer of the Year at the 2009 CMA Awards last night, an award that rarely ever goes to a female. But the real story of the night was her gigantic dress during her performance that could have been used to clothe 100 starving orphans. A little over the top? Or was it a system malfunction, when Farmbot was programmed to make the dress, she was never programmed to stop making it?
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Jillian02
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 8:59am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Easy she swagger jacked Kelly Clarkson's closet

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Panderer
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 9:24am
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

But you do have give her kudos for almost being human when she said she wanted to have a look at those boots McConaughey talked about. :-)

jawajedi
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 10:08am
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

She seems to evolve beyond her programming, didn't she?

I thought the dress looked like a giant taffeta blood clot.

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Dropping a turd in AI's punch bowl.

Franklin
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 10:59am
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

That dress looks like Jabba-the-Hutt with Princess Lea sticking out of it's mouth.

Franklin
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 11:01am
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

and combine that with those god-awful facial expressions farmbot makes when she's singing, like she's taking a really good crap, it only helps the image.

screaminmeammies
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 11:04am
Joined: 03 Apr 2008

Yeah but look at the employment her dress created. It must take a dozen people handling it to shuttle her on and off stage, store the thing, etc. Maybe the prez could create a new program called "Stimulus Clothing".

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Itch
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 11:43am
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

Franklin stole my thought, although Pizza the Hutt also came to mind.

It looks like she might be a parade float--like there's some kind of vehicle underneath her--or at least a hovercraft or something.

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scratch that

TheUnwanted
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 11:46am
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

That looks like something the Octomom would wear to a restaurant.

One thing is for sure though. We can put down all these geeks like Scott and Anoop, but AI found a verifiable superstar with Carrie.

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hookhoax
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 1:19pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

It appears Farmbot has become self-aware. There is no hope now.

We must pray for salvation.

evegpt
Posted: April 6, 2009 - 1:39pm
Joined: 12 Feb 2008

I lvoe the way she sings that song but I gotta tell you, that dress reminds me of the old lady and the shoe who had so many children she didn't kinow what to do. If she had this dress, she wouldn't need the shoe. A family of fifty could fit under there.

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