Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for Lil Rounds

Posted by thefunnystone on April 12th, 2009 at 8:38 PM
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Now here's a pick we can all get behind! The judges rip into Lil every week, saying she picks the wrong song and is terrible, and they're just waiting for her to show her amazing voice. We're 6 weeks into the finals, we haven't seen it yet, so it ain't gonna happen. But if a miracle does occur, we reserve the right to switch up our pick. Lil is universally the most hated by obsessive tweens, she continually looks angrier and angrier each week at the judges' critiques to the point where she may hurt them (yes, please!), she's easily the worst singer left by a mile, and did we mention she has a gigantic badonkadonk? Lil has done absolutely nothing to deserve a top 7 spot, so we want to make sure she does even less to deserve a spot in the top 6, preferably by taking out someone good. Hopefully Lil will put on the Worster spirit and do something to make us love her this week. Some tips: Talking back is always good. Also, singing songs with synonyms for "butt" will also do. If Lil sticks around, and anyone else goes (even Anoop), people will be furious. And that's what VFTW is about. Making the judges, producers, and audience furious. Don't just vote a lil. Vote lots!

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SimonLector
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 9:35pm
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

Vote for Lil like a hea way..........

jawajedi
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 9:40pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

Totally on board with this pick. The rest seem like they've received frontal lobotomies. 'cept Adam. He faked it when they had him drink the Kool-Aid.

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Analog_Kid
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 9:44pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

It's slim pickin's and she's the "best" of a bad bunch.

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dabon8r
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 9:54pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

I smell a sandbag. Maybe not the best, but Swill is good enough to coast through 2 or 3 more rounds with no help from VFTW faithful whatsoever.

In my mind, the true worst left is Bloop. But he does lack the personality or other redeeming qualities to make him the worst pick.

In the end, I maintain that it won't matter a bit. VFTW doesn't have the votes to move anything short of a dead heat, as demonstrated last week. It's simple math: VFTW has just short of 30,000 registered users. Even if every single Worster had voted ONCE more than they did (which means once more than zero for the vast majority of registered users, I'm betting) then it might still not have saved Blot last week. Pray for a tie with a lot of injuries for this one to give any credibility to VFTW.

It'll be fun to watch, however. You'll be taking credit for her staying alive or crying "vote splitters suck" if she crashes and burns. Predictable bunch, Worsters. Just like it's predictable you'll see the word "crapfest" about 500 times on every thread. Diversify a little, will ya? Try something international, like "Fiesta de Caca" or "Uberscheissen 2009" or some such.

I'll be heckling from the sidelines in any event...and voting for who I want to win. And it won't be Shrill.

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AzNick
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:02pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2008

Guys, this is an easy pick. She has the AA vote with her, so what you're doing is just boosting it.

Unless you think the produces really care about you (I don't think they really do, but hey, one can only dream) and that they have decided to boot your pick.

jawajedi
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:04pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

Dabon8r: you presume the voting and elimination selection are completely on the up and up.

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dabon8r
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:08pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Jawa: you're right. I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Conspiracy Theorist party.

However, since you apparently are, why do you bother with voting for the worst? If it doesn't matter, use your time to pursue more worthwhile activities, like wearing your aluminum foil hat and sniffing for gun smoke behind the fence at the grassy knoll?

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ReachForTheWorst
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:22pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2009

OMG she better sing Lady Marmalade.

JJBresciani
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:24pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

I'll only vote for her after I've seen a funny caricature... and I want it to have a gigantic ass...

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 10:45pm
Joined: 26 Jun 2007

dabon8r, you are a fucking moron. It didn't even take simple math to figure that out. I just had to count to three.

1) Many people vote with us that are not registered users. It is users like you, who believe the show doesn't manipulate and script the show that fuck it up. Your tinfoil hat is very thick.

2) You sound like you need to have more fun in life.

3) I will offer you a swift kick in the nuts (or a sharp jab to your right tit) if you won't take your non-VFTW asshole out of here. Take your grassy knoll back to TWaT. It's stinkin' up the place.

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