Kelly Clarkson's New Video for "I Do Not Hook Up"

Posted by thefunnystone on April 19th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
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While the song is pure bubblegum pop crap, Kelly is still likable as always, so it'll probably become a big hit for her.
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Posted: April 19, 2009 - 6:41pm
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Compared to her last song, I gotta say that this song is way more robotic and amateurish. I definitely don't like it.

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Posted: April 19, 2009 - 7:55pm
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"song is written by Katy Perry..."

It is credited to Katy Perry and Kara Dio-no talent. So I stand by my comment to not like this song because that joke of a judge was involved with it and its "swagger and package artistry" I think she is a joke with her and her "Open Toes"

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 19, 2009 - 8:24pm
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Song. B-
Video. FAIL

What the hell is the 'story' here? How does the first part and second part even gel? And what is it with all these Skeletor looking guys - they're so thin they look like they'd snap if Kelly touched them.

That said, Kelly is looking very pretty here - much better styled than during her last album.

And despite the bleh video I still adore her.

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oooh5615
Posted: April 19, 2009 - 11:59pm
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I am ok with this kind of teeny pop rock, the video is ok as well. As for Kelly Clarkson, I did not have a chance to watch Season 1 so I'd say she's got one of those faces you can't recognize the next day. The same can be said about the song and the video, though.

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Posted: April 20, 2009 - 4:50am
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I love Kelly but she has some bad taste in clothes.. when she's singing with the black sparkly outfit on she looks pretty hot but when she is in the second half of the video (which I gotta admit is pretty bad) she's wearing that orangy moomoo top and she looks terrible. I like her much better with her hair up as opposed to down as well. I don't know if it's clothing camouflage or camera angles or what but she does look thinner in the first half of the video but in the second half she looks terrible!!

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jungleboy6996
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 5:43am
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I hate to say it but the song seems "very country"...like you could just take kelly out of the video and insert carrie underwood and have similar results.
The video had that same warm and fuzzy telling a story sorta feel to it. Girl meets dude..girl hates dude..girl really hates dude and scratches the hell out of dude's expensive car sorta song

I hated the video..wtf was that? Rich girl swilling champaigne at the richy rich table so she decides to mack daddy on the poor working "stiff". How the hell are we the audience suppost to connect with this???

I can see katy perry's influence on the song. But we are also told that kara de"cougar"o had her hands in this mess..and it shows. Kara?? wtf..you the queen bee of pop music yet you laid an egg with this one.

Kelly looks hott..yet she has yet to fully embrace the fact that she has gained weight. She seems self conscious despite her expensive hairdo and retarded wardrobe

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jennyislove
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 5:43am
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Katy Perry does it better in my opinion. Link

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Papayafan
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:25am
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Song is crap but kinda works just cause it is Kelly. She actually looks pretty good in the video, which makes me wonder if you can somehow suck fat off in those just like you can photos. The video is hideously stupid, but as usual, Kelly seems to be the only semi normal person in the whole thing. Kelly may be fat but she is always better than Katy Perry. Ew.

kestabroo
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:37am
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

I kind of like the song, although Kelly has done better

Papayafan
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:36am
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

I believe both Katy Perry and Dogface were involved in this song, which explains why it takes a singer like Kelly to make it even remotely listenable.