Idol Producers Pretend that Kara DioGuardi is Doing a Good Job

Posted by thefunnystone on April 20th, 2009 at 6:34 PM
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Undeterred by the fact that no one in America likes her, Kara DioGuardi seems to think she's doing a great job as the fourth (and most useless) judge on American Idol in a new Associated Press article. Executive Producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz lies through her teeth and says that, "We're pleased with the fourth judge." Unless Kara (pictured left, looking ugly with blonde hair) is giving the entire staff oral sex, there is no need to lie. Ask any Idol watcher, Kara brings nothing to the show but out of place comments and misplaced sexual aggression. Though one person has it right. That genius from Vote for the Worst, Dave Della Terza, says in the artlcle, "Kara's opinion is so irrelevant that I don't think people even listen to it" as he mocks her for being "humorless and unskilled for thinking on her feet." How much longer will the show keep Kara on now that she's a proven failure? Well the show does love proven failures (see: Carly Smithson, Blake Lewis), so probably for a while.

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Ultradude
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 7:57pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

Well there is one thing she adds to the show, minus the picture above, she's pretty hot. Which certaintly can't be said for Miss High.

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rage1234
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 7:57pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

Dogface should be kicked off the show. I don't see her lasting another season. Paula is more coherant than her.

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BACKCAB
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 7:58pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

I love how clueless she was at the beginning. Especially when she first talked into the microphone. I know a few people who are Idol-addicts and they love Kara. I really don't know what their problem is.
But I really hope the producers don't bring her back. Paula is back to her normal (as normal as she can be) self again. Like she was with the first six seasons.
Well... Not completely normal.
We still love her.

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Maybe Danny will be a shock boot. He earned it with that hideous caterwauling on “Dream On.” The judges downplayed the suckitude, giving him an A for effort as if Idol had suddenly turned into the Special Olympics. Blech.

jungleboy6996
Posted: April 21, 2009 - 2:46am
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

kara..kara..kara..let me count the ways...

at first glance kara seems like a natural for american idol. She wrote huge hits for various genras of music including pop.

Kara basically was hired on to "create the next american idol"..No not help choose the winner, but influence and shape the next brittney spears/miley cyrus.

Basically simon wanted a super star. It reminds me of the football coach that wins the superbowl, but it isn't "good enough".. He has to be the coach that wins the most superbowls.

Simon has lot of fame/money and face recognition. He has a tv show that caters to millions of people. yet his idols rarely make it big?

well some made it semi big but let's face it, millions watch the show yet millions don't buy the cds.

Alot of people voted for tailor hicks yet how many bought his cd or care what he is doing today??

So Idol brough kara in to find music's next "it" person.

Yet Kara found the job came with limitations. She can't rant on like an idiot.. kara can't carry on like some cougar in heat. Kara isn't the boss ..simon cowell is.

So Kara decided to buck the system and talk when people tell her to shut up.

well she basically is a drug/booze free paula...Kara repeats alot of what Paula says and honestly we don't need it repeated

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sum1
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:11pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Wow. That Dave Della Terza guy you speak of sure is smart.

I still think she is *gasp* better to have than Paula. At least she tells you that this or that happened with your artistry rather than dancing like an idiot (Kara does it a little, though.) and being drunk. Though I wonder if Paula ever had something in her secret stash that made Kara horny.

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uncbare
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:15pm
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

I'm pretty sure this is the first article I've ever read in which the author refers to himself in the third person as a "genius."

taswaysha01
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:36pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

Haha...Kara's a genius ...so is Kellie Pickler *snorts*. I had such high hopes for Kara since I love most of the music she writes...but I agree...she's just as useless as Randy. Then again all of them are idiots. They never give constructife criticism...Kara only hits on them, which is quite funny in a sad way.

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:39pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Has that pic of Dildoguardi been altered? Or has Kara's nose? Look at it - that ain't the nose she currently sports.

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CUNextTuesday
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:46pm
Joined: 22 May 2008

Damn, she looks busted in that pic!

DhaniCauldwell
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:05pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2007

Wow. A worster was mentioned from the site. He deserves a raise! ; )

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