American Ethnic Cleansing Names Its Top 5

Posted by thefunnystone on April 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 PM
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Oh hell no. Lil Rounds is gone, and the bottom 3 are the non-white contestants. AMERICA IS RACIST! And God said let there be light... skinned people. America puts on its KKK hood and eliminates the 2 darker skinned contestants. The judges save the white guy and let the others go home. Now we're stuck with 4 white dudes and a 40 year old red head. America, what have you done? Listen to the radio show at 10 PM Eastern and help us decide who's next.

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Hannah_banana
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:20pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2009

awe lil gone :(

LoveAdam
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:22pm
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

Oh, well, can't be to surprised..

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adam_atrophy
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:22pm
Joined: 26 Oct 2008

epic fail.
but, who will be our next pick?
gokey and lambert are already out.
matt is just annoying.
anoop is boring as shit. plus, he'll probably be gone by the end of the night.
It would be down to kris and allison, with allison coming out on top in my opinion.

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LoveAdam
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:24pm
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

My vote is for Allison. She is the only one I like besides Adam, and Adam is to good to be on VFTW. Allison has spunk, is /adorable/ but I fear the judges like her to much.

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clint_taurus
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:28pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

wow Ryan was being a real P R I C K teasing her like that...

"I can see on your face you really want this, don't you?"

what an ass...

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Christine_in_Wi...
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:28pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Damn.. I hope Thelma has some shorts on under that horrid thing she's wearing.. Lord I don't need to see that... so much for being a family show.

LoveAdam
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:30pm
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

Ryan has always been like that.

"I know you want this....You really need this....I can see you are going far...You will go far....America voted......so please take center stage."

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ConfusedButHappy
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:30pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

this is just painful... is there anything else i can watch until the results come in?

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LoveAdam
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:31pm
Joined: 21 Apr 2009

I just tend to mute these kind of performances.

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The Meatman
Posted: April 22, 2009 - 7:33pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2009

The show budget must be a little low. What the hell was that we just saw???? I thought for one brief shining moment that the crazy bird lady had made an appearance. Alas, it was only Thelma Houston.