Rest Assured, David Cook and David Archuleta Do Not Have Swine Flu

Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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No idea why this is news... but when Gaspy and Big Head when to the Phillipines to perform, they were stopped by local officials to check for Swine Flu. The two called their lawyers and didn't want to be tested, but eventually submitted once they found out they could be arrested for refusing. No word on why these 2 were tested, yet the former Idol who looks most like a pig, Carly Smithson, has not yet been quarantined.

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A-Jacks
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 1:48pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

SHEEEEE-IT that's cuz Carly doesn't resemble a pig. You're thinking of Scott Savol. Carly resembles a braying hyena.

runuts251
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 2:15pm
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

Why would they refuse to get tested? What's the big deal? Oh and what you said about Carly was hilarious. I spit out my water all over my desk.

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worstrules
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 2:29pm
Joined: 11 May 2009

How long are they both going to be there? I suppose there's no real hope of seeing them locked up overseas in the next few days... shame.

sum1
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 3:58pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

A-jacks and Dave arre both wrong. The real Idol pig was Stevie Wright.

I feel sorry for Cook being molested by ADB.

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Weenrocks
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 4:51pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Thank God those two are allright.

A-Jacks
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 4:53pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Ain't Stevie the girl that they told to go put on makeup and come back later, then she came back looking exactly the same and they acted like she was the second coming of Celine Dion? That made me make the Scooby Face.

Bakura
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 6:09pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Personally I think all Mormons ned to get tested, they don't nessecairly have swine flu but something has to be making them all crazy.

Is Michael Johns mounting Cook from behind?

arthurine
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 7:17am
Joined: 16 May 2009

Swine flu? I do not smell swine flu at them. They just sing to their fans.

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Agent0042
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 11:01am
Joined: 08 Apr 2008

"No idea why this is news... "
It isn't news, it's fark.

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Moxie
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 4:31pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

My favorite line of the article:

"The heart-throbs, who are set to perform Saturday at a Manila shopping mall...."

Shades of Tiffany. How appropriate.

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