Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for 'That Guy That's Not Adam Lambert'

Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2009 at 6:27 PM
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Sure, we can't remember the guy's name (we think he's been on the show since the beginning, but honestly, we can't remember a single thing that he has done)... but Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for that guy that's not Adam Lambert. Why? How can Vote for the Worst not vote for the flamboyant, crossdressing, screeching guy who should be right up our alley? First, Adam has never done anything remotely up to his pre-show potential besides maybe "Ring of Fire". If Adam wanted VFTW support, he shouldn't have been a pussy. He should have performed the way he wanted to and completely queened out like he did before Idol. We would've loved that guy.

But most importantly, the show has become such a ridiculous vehicle to promote everything Adam Lambert, it has gotten sickening. Simon Cowell literally begged people to vote for Adam. The guest performers wear Adam's name on their clothing. Adam performs terribly and the judges praise it anyway. All the while, that other guy has been building a steady fanbase of people who are tired of doing what the show tells them they have to do. So we say vote for the other guy who blends into wallpaper. He may not be interesting, but VFTW's creed says we have to vote for the person the producers and audience would hate to see win. It's a long shot, but if the other guy pulls off the win, Adam Lambert's fans would be furious. The judges would be angry. The record execs would be forced to sign White Bread Guy. It's perfect. Adam will be signed by 19E whether he wins or not. Let's also force them to sign the other guy.

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Dee Funkt
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 10:45pm
Joined: 10 Jul 2008

Bakura, your repetitive two "jokes" (joke 1 - inbreeding, joke 2 - uneducated) are becoming tedious. We get it. You signed on here yesterday to pimp Adam. That's fine. Just step up to the plate and admit it. No need to make the same two jokes over and over and over again.

If Kris wins, great. It will be worth it to see the pissed-off look on Simon's face, the mascara streaming down Paula's face as she bawls that one of her darlings didn't win, and Kara reaching for Paula's pills to intentionally OD. And Randy will just say something stupid with the word "dawg" in it a couple dozen times. The Adam fans will be screaming "homophobes!" except they don't realize that some of those who voted Kris over Adam did so not because Adam is gay but because he is a shrill harpie who can actually sing but opts instead to screech like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.

And if Adam wins, it might surprise the fundies to know that the world will not end to have a gay man crowed Idol. See that huge land mass above you? It's called Canada, and oddly enough, it hasn't fallen into the pit of Hell yet despite having elected our own wonderful gay Idol winner this year.

nothingtoadd
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 10:48pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

Bakura, no offence and all, but apparently they didn't teach the difference between your and you're in the school YOU went to.

Bakura
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:02pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

"Bakura, no offense and all, but apparently they didn't teach the difference between your and you're in the school YOU went to."

That was done as an homage to Kris Allen. You should respect that.

"(inbreeding, uneducated)"

Little known fact- That's what Kris put down on his first job application under "Favorite Hobby" and "What word would you use to best describe yourself?"

"You signed on here yesterday to pimp Adam."

No Simon and Paula signed on to pimp him, and I have been as critical of Richard Simmons Jr as anyone on here.

"If Kris wins, great. It will be worth it to see the pissed-off look on Simon's face."
Thats only because he's spent the last 5 weeks trying to teach Kris his ABC's and it's just not taking hold.

"and the mascara streaming down Paula's face."
Thats just the result of applying make up while in a drunken stupor.

nothingtoadd
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:08pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

I'm with you, cfks.

As I posted somewhere else, I think maybe the producers really want KRIS ALLEN to win. They've been pimping and promoting Adam so shamelessly to create sympathy for the generic teen heartthrob. People are sick of how much praise Adam's been getting and feel sorry for Kris, whose accomplishments are hardly ever recognized.

Adam is too larger-than-life for the AI machine. But they don't want to be accused of sabotaging an openly gay contestant, so they're doing the exact opposite and hoping Kris will get the pity votes. Not to mention that Gokey's fans will never vote for Adam.

But then I think I might be getting too paranoid. And then I miss the days when I used to have a life and didn't invest so much of my energy into a TV show.

Taithleach
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:30pm
Joined: 15 May 2009

As a fan of both Kris and Adam, i honestly dont have a problem if either wins. Adam is wild and crazy and i would love to see him front a gothic rock band!! but im glad that kris made it this far because i never thought he would. He's had some great performances and i think he's actually the most consistant

Besmee
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:36pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Bakura's pathetic attempt at humor is really starting to bore me.

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I HATE ADAM AND MISS CALIFORNIA.

pursuell
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:38pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

if kris wins,the contestants in season 9 will try to act as cute and humble as they could, istead of singing as well as they could(which adam is always doing).disgusting

Bakura
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:40pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Kris' pathetic attempts at singing, not to mention pronouncing the english language have already bored me.

Besmee
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:46pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

At least TRY to get new material. It's like you just copy all your posts and post them as if they're not ones.

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I HATE ADAM AND MISS CALIFORNIA.

nothingtoadd
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:48pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

Hear, hear, Besmee