Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for 'That Guy That's Not Adam Lambert'

Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2009 at 6:27 PM
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Sure, we can't remember the guy's name (we think he's been on the show since the beginning, but honestly, we can't remember a single thing that he has done)... but Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for that guy that's not Adam Lambert. Why? How can Vote for the Worst not vote for the flamboyant, crossdressing, screeching guy who should be right up our alley? First, Adam has never done anything remotely up to his pre-show potential besides maybe "Ring of Fire". If Adam wanted VFTW support, he shouldn't have been a pussy. He should have performed the way he wanted to and completely queened out like he did before Idol. We would've loved that guy.

But most importantly, the show has become such a ridiculous vehicle to promote everything Adam Lambert, it has gotten sickening. Simon Cowell literally begged people to vote for Adam. The guest performers wear Adam's name on their clothing. Adam performs terribly and the judges praise it anyway. All the while, that other guy has been building a steady fanbase of people who are tired of doing what the show tells them they have to do. So we say vote for the other guy who blends into wallpaper. He may not be interesting, but VFTW's creed says we have to vote for the person the producers and audience would hate to see win. It's a long shot, but if the other guy pulls off the win, Adam Lambert's fans would be furious. The judges would be angry. The record execs would be forced to sign White Bread Guy. It's perfect. Adam will be signed by 19E whether he wins or not. Let's also force them to sign the other guy.

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Bakura
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:50pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

You want me to get new material? This in defense of a guy who wears the same thing over and over and basically has the same performance week to week? And at least unlike Kris I can type, spell words larger then 4 letters and posses the skill to work a computer.

Besmee
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:52pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

So, to bash Kris you have to ACT like Kris?

And, edit* in last post: and act as if they're new ones.

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Bakura
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:52pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Who are you guys voting for? Ass Rambert or Nick Lachey's brain dead clone?

randomx6
Posted: May 15, 2009 - 11:57pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Well, you made the safe choice, the one that will let you claim credit (although you won't deserve it) . Kris is going to win and that shouldn't surprise anyone.
If the show is "real" and there were less than 1MM votes between Adam and Kris, he is a shoo in unless he bombs in a big way. He will get a majority of the Gokester vote and all the homophobe vote and that puts him over the top. So vftw will have a "winner".
If the show isn't real, they already know that Adam has won and will be able to put out a very succesful 1st record but Kris needs the title to make them $. So Kris will be annointed the IDOL and vftw "wins".
I appreciate you really had nowhere to turn but Adam would have been the bold choice.

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rraws
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 12:15am
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

aww fudge I had hoped it be Adam but I don't care...the pimpage is too sickening, Monkey boy all the way

curtfsf
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 12:15am
Joined: 15 May 2009

Dave, I'm afraid that you've jumped the shark this year. I've always enjoyed the site, but you don't seem to actually like music, as far as I can see -- seriously, who DO you like? I honestly want to know. Professor Chan seems to actually want to see good performances, you just seem to enjoy, well, being an asshole.

And frankly, after all of the posts about Adam Lambert this year, I'm sort of getting the sense that you're a homophobe. Some of the stuff was sort of funny in the beginning, but the constant "Flamebert vs. Lambert" language (versus Prof Chan's "Glambert" label) makes me feel like you're not actually a cool guy who can joke around about gay stuff but someone who likes to make us the butt of your jokes.

Honestly, I'm starting to lose interest in VFTW, which is a shame, because it kept me interested in Idol and gave me many laughs. I still enjoy Professor Chan, but you need to try to be more about the funny and less about the dickishness.

LambsR_Us
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 12:18am
Joined: 06 May 2009

I had no clue on how to quote just one part bc im on my sidekick. So I just selected the whole thing (obviously) randomx6, kris is not a shoo in to win. Adam lambert is already international. Kris is sooo american. The producers want lambert to win. Way more money, they look good because it proves that this show produces all kinds of talent, and more people like adam then kris (just a little known fact.) They wouldn't get as many views next yr if adam didn't win. I know I won't watch it again. Plus most of the people who voted for gokey probably won't vote at all. Or some of them liked him bc they thought he had the best voice so they would base their vote on pure talent and im sure in their heads they think adam is second best to gokey. Either way I don't care. Just glad gokes didn't make it. And lastly...vftw wouldn't really "win" if kris won....its not like he was the pick for awhile. He's just all you have left....so...not really winning...better luck next year.

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Magic8ball
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 1:25am
Joined: 12 May 2009

You have got to be kidding me!!!!

You're going to vote with all the religious bigoted fanatics. Doesn't Kris have enough votes from all the Danny fans? Religion can kiss my ass because they always stick their nose where it doesn't belong, I'm not voting for this dip shit who calls on his holy water for support.

therawrness
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 1:28am
Joined: 08 Apr 2009

so wait, you don't want to vote for Kris because he's religious? how is that not the same as not wanting to vote for Adam because he's gay?

Kris might be a Christian but he's not an annoying one like Gokey.

Magic8ball
Posted: May 16, 2009 - 1:36am
Joined: 12 May 2009

Most Religious people are idiots who contradict themselves therefore I will never take part in their bread and wine bullshit.