Ryan Seacrest Was a Fat Kid

Posted by thefunnystone on June 7th, 2009 at 9:34 AM
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Of course it's mean to mock Ryan for what he looked like as a kid, but come on, this picture was too precious to pass up.

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Myndrunner
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 11:35am
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

I think Ryan is also DruPaul

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Way to go, A-Hole!

reverendramona
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 12:25pm
Joined: 06 Aug 2008

He looks like a young Normund Gentle.

Lint_Licker
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 1:38pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Man I'm glad I'm not famous cause my grade school pictures are an epic fail.

That being said, they're not as bad as THIS. Doesn't he look like a fatter Drew Barrymore?

HighxOnxCrack
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 1:58pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2009

Drew Barrymore i dont know lol.. but i think its a mix between Normund Gentle and Danny Okie-Dokie Gokey. I think he was reliving the past when he put on Normund's glasses during the finale XD

But still, you cant help but Wonder how much he had to pay for THAT amount of plastic surgery.

A-Jacks
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 2:05pm
Joined: 14 May 2009

Man, this sucks. There are very few of us who can poke fun at this shit without looking back on our own school pics (especially high school) and going "Aw fuck..."

Lint_Licker
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 2:12pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Maybe I'm just seeing things and it's just the braces but here it is.

Lurkersdovote
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 3:49pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2008

Would not want mine to be posted either!

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woodrow12
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 5:10pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

OMG He was a cute Fat Kid.. He looks like the one who plays the best Friend in a Disney movie

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Dr Sick
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 6:24pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

OMG, talk about FUGLY!! This is a case when growing older helped. Lose those glasses and about 20 pounds and he would score with the janitor. Or if in Catholic school the priest. Bung hole Seacrest!

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Moxie
Posted: June 7, 2009 - 5:42pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

I'll be he was one of the last ones picked in gym class.

Regardless of the game being played.

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