Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute

Posted by thefunnystone on June 17th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
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Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?


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Brooklyn
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 7:24pm
Joined: 13 Apr 2007

Lmaooo I saw this and was rolling

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nothingtoadd
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 7:26pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

His lawyer said he was "in the wrong place at the wrong time." I'm sure he's the first john to come up with this excuse.

Firebolt
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 7:34pm
Joined: 07 Sep 2008

So is this another one of your lame attempts of making Jeff Archuleta look bad?
You dickfaces actually believe everything that you see on the internet???

Grima
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 7:43pm
Joined: 21 May 2006

Umm...dude, it was a NEWS REPORT.

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 7:44pm
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Then he pleaded No Contestant...WTF? That is like saying your guilty. Isn't Gaspy giving Daduleta any money for a lawyer.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 8:46pm
Joined: 17 Jun 2009

Gaspy has so many teenage girl fans - surely one of them would have been willing to fuck Jeff?

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azurebird
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 9:08pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

I was doing my homework while watching the 5:00 news. I saw this and I had to stop doing my homework because I was laughing too much. hehe :) Thanks for the laugh Daddy Archie!
Oh, and using that as an excuse as a "back pain" problem? Yeah right, and I'm David's long lost twin!

And Firebolt, it wasn't news from the internet you idiot. It was from an old fashioned box like shape called, Television. And what makes you think that the internet isn't always truthful? HMM? ;)

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Smartie
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 9:32pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

He ADMITTED it ahahahahah what a fucking imbecile.

I hope it turns out he went there to be dominated and humiliated with a dildo.

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Analog_Kid
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 10:32pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

>And what makes you think that the internet isn't always truthful? HMM? ;)

Depending on where you go of course, I find the NetWeb to be orders of magnitude more truthful than the mainstream media. It's not even close. In fact, if I had seen this Archuleta story on BubbleVision news first, I would have tended to not believe it until I could vet it on the Internet.

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emmapeelfan
Posted: June 17, 2009 - 11:31pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Speaking as a paralegal, the concept of 'No Contest' just means that you acknowledge that there's sufficient evidence for a conviction, but you are not actually admitting guilt. It's then up to the judge to decide what sort of punishment/fine would apply in the situation. The quick, painless (sorta) way out.

I'm no great fan of Archie, but I really do feel for the kid.