Carly Smithson Joins Band with Evanescence Members

Posted by againstallodds on June 18th, 2009 at 7:37 AM
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Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW, has joined forces with ex-members of the band Evanescence to form a new band called The Fallen. But just like we figured, the band isn't going to release an album, because no one wants to buy Carly's music. Instead, the band is going to tour for a year and a half and record a few songs to release online during that time. So what ever happened to Carly's new record deal she kept bragging about that we all knew didn't exist? Apparently she could just drop it all of a sudden to join a band? Caught in another lie, that's Carly's fifth career failure. Let's go for six!

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Myndrunner
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 9:28am
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

I guess the anal bleaching thing didn't go through?

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Way to go, A-Hole!

Infrequent Poster
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 10:16am
Joined: 27 Feb 2008

This makes me want to bang my head against my desk repeatedly.

Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 10:18am
Joined: 14 May 2009

Looks like she lost some weight. Or is it just camera trickery?

MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 10:39am
Joined: 20 Apr 2007

Can't believe you guys missed this: Last night on Twitter #gokeyisadouche was the number one trending topic after facebook screenshots of his family making homophobic and cruel comments about Adam were discovered and highlighted on Oh No They Didn't. Twitter then removed it from the list.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 11:30am
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Cunty did lose some of her baby weight but that pic is obviously chopped. I wonder if Toad and her baby will be coming on tour with her.

AATFC
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 11:40am
Joined: 24 May 2008

She's just trying to stay relevant at this point. Just when we forget about her, she forces herself back into our memories like an incredibly catchy song that annoys the crap out of you when you remember it. Carly, just accept the fact that you are just a reject from a show that is pretty much a joke at this point. The more you try to be relevant, the more it seems like you're doing it out of desperation in an attempt to try and be famous for the 8th time. Just stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.

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For some reason, I really wanted Jason Castro to sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

The American Idle
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 11:53am
Joined: 21 May 2009

She's trying to remain relevant......

..by joining Evanescence

Think about that for a moment.

rraws
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 11:59am
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

wow evanescence breaks up for this...i love that band and now that plant is the lead singer. I know its not the same band but people will make the comparison....and carly is no Amy lee. This wreaks of so much failure why cant she be a good little idol wannabe and fade in to obscurity.

o_o
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 12:09pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

I think it's great that she's in a band consisting of people just as desperate as she is.

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Lambert FTW
Posted: June 18, 2009 - 12:10pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

carly smithson is amy lee without the talent and fans.
and as someone else mentioned before, yes:
-headdesk-

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