Well, It Took All of 2 Days for The Fallen to Fail

Posted by thefunnystone on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 AM
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Carly Smithson, the official fail whale of VFTW, can add another failure to her resume. Just a few days ago, Carly and former members of the band Evanescence announced that they had formed a new band called The Fallen. Turns out that the unoriginal name was already taken by a semi-successful band in Pennsylvania and they're sending a cease and desist letter to Carly's group. They might as well rename themselves The Failen at this point. Their official MySpace seems to have already renamed the band We Are the Fallen.

Also, the free single that Band With The Changing Name tried to promote didn't get out to their fans on time and the band was forced to create a video to apologize. Carly blames the "overwhelming response" but we all know the band probably has no idea what they're doing and their site crashed. Carly claims that it wasn't a site crash, but why would she bring that up if that wasn't the case?

Double Epic Failure Moment!

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front_row_alto
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 10:12am
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

Am I the only one who finds the very name We Are The Fallen ironic? Hehe...
They are probably just regrouping to include other idol cast-off's who think their poo poo don't stink. Wait a minute....I definitely see endless possibilities here. Think of it:
We Are The Fallen
Carly Smithson: "vocals"
Sanjaya Malakar: "faux hawk, "vocals"
Megan Corkrey: "caw caw's, "vocals"
Tatyana Del Toro: " ~banshee wailing &squealing~"

Anybody else have any suggestions? This could go on & on...I love it :-)

Moxie
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 10:23am
Joined: 10 May 2008

unravel- I absolutely adore that chop!!

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yesiam
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 11:16am
Joined: 20 May 2009

Planty fails again! Hooray!

Seriously though, is this her 6th pathetic failure, or 7th? I've honestly lost track.

rraws
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 11:29am
Joined: 17 Nov 2008

buwhahahahaha....the fail whale strikes again

Weenrocks
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 1:50pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

We should patent, copyright, and/or get the web rights to the name We Are The Fallen just to fuck with her.

NikkiM1976
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 2:22pm
Joined: 18 Jan 2007

In the wise, wise words of Nelson from The Simpsons

"HA HA" *finger point*

tonimarie
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 3:08pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

Their website is being run by crosseyed limping monkeys. Their DNS is set up such that it REQUIRES the www to visit the website. ie: http://wearethefallen.com simply doesn't work. http://www.wearethefallen.com works.

Why? Complete lack of understanding of the habits of the internet user or total apathy. I can't be bothered to type the www myself.

elunodir
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 4:27pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2007

THAR SHE BLOWS!

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Smartie
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 4:48pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

NO R U FAT

LOSER

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darwin1981ph
Posted: June 23, 2009 - 7:11pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Was she cursed by an old wicked witch named "Simon Cowell"?