| d. b. cooper |
 Posted: July 5, 2009 - 8:11pm |
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You'se a big, fine woman, girl back that azz up.
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| joeyharmonic |
| Posted: July 5, 2009 - 11:36pm |
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I think the Marketing folks know that nobody is going to believe the photo-shopped images. The still from the video makes it look like they are wrapping her in Reynolds wrap before putting her in the oven.
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| Studio 57 |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 4:54am |
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A few random thoughts on this:
1) The photographer's hot. And I like how he says he listened to her album so he'd have a sense of how to shoot her, rather than he listened because it was any good.
2) When I read this post this morning, the banner ad in the upper right corner of the page was for "Drop Dead Diva," a new TV series about a shallow, beautiful model who dies and is reincarnated as a big fatty. This being network TV, though, the supposedly overweight body into which she's born really isn't that big, because no one believes anyone will watch a show starring an actress who's more than 20 pounds over anorexic. Which is to say, even the "fat" actress is a lot smaller than Jordan.
3) On the album cover, shown at the end of this video, Jordan's mouth is open and it looks like she's about to eat you.
4) Her stylist is a mess.
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| SPOON |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 11:10am |
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She mocks us in every photo shoot by refusing to wear sleeves! :c (
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| capture_lift |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 3:18pm |
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she looks fine to me but yeah, excessive photoshopping job on that picture makes her looks as if she'd just lost 100lbs.
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| Smartie |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 4:22pm |
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| cynmac |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 7:12pm |
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^^ That's 'SO Meaty'. Like her arms in the photoshop'ed picture. They missed the arms.
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| TheUnwanted |
| Posted: July 6, 2009 - 10:15pm |
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I would not want to meet her in an MMA cage. I would be scared.
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| capture_lift |
| Posted: July 8, 2009 - 6:39am |
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Shame on me for failing to notice the bingo wings in the first picture
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| AzNick |
| Posted: July 8, 2009 - 8:53am |
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I've said this several times: plus size women have their fans and I am one of them, and I am totally shameless about it.
I think she looks great as she is naturally, what's with the skinny look, again?
Please, let her be.
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There was even more Photoshopping done than we thought! But why release a video showing how large Jorbacca is and then try to pass off the pictures as authentic? Silly marketing team.
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