David Archuleta on the Cover of Seventeen Magazine (Malaysia Version)

Posted by thefunnystone on July 7th, 2009 at 8:37 PM
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It's every girl's dream come true. Gaspy's on the cover of Seventeen (Malaysia)! And since he'll ve 17 years old in 10 years, it gives him something to look forward to. We're sure he enjoyed the tips on how to score hot guys.

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Malaysian Diva
Posted: July 7, 2009 - 11:57pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2009

I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah, he gasped his way into Kuala Lumpur (our national capital) last month. Did a couple of walk-ons at some middle-school assemblies and then shook some hands (limply, I'm told) at a medium-sized mall.

Then, all too soon, he was on the big silver bird and skipping back over the ocean like a stone.

Why the fuck can't they send us Megan or Saint Antonella or that guy-who-wasn't-Adam instead, goddamnit!

capture_lift
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 1:33am
Joined: 02 Jul 2009

MalaysianDiva:

Middle school assemblies? Medium-sized mall? You mean, there's no sold-out arena shows for lil archie over there?

Sunfyre
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 4:58am
Joined: 30 May 2009

He's gay?

capture_lift
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 6:25am
Joined: 02 Jul 2009

Is he the first male to be on seventeen cover?

runuts251
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 8:01am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

"It's every girl's dream come true."

Yes, it is definitely mine.

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Kaploink
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 10:47am
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

They spared no photoshopping expenses in making that cover.

Bocephus
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 11:10am
Joined: 15 Oct 2008

Ah yes, I'm currently living in Malaysia and took my siblings to his show. It was FILLED with screaming 12 year olds and older women (cougars). That was pretty much it. About 7,000 strong damaged my ears, but he seemed less gaspy since the show. Must have been working on breathing, or something.

I can't believe they devoted SIX pages for him in Seventeen though. What the actual fuck. He's not even that interesting.

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Weenrocks
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 11:38am
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Someone needs to tell Gaspy that outfit went out of style shortly after Jon Cusack wore it in a movie in 1983.

chikkijaxun
Posted: July 8, 2009 - 12:55pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2009

Why does he have a shooting target on his shirt?

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oh really
Posted: July 9, 2009 - 7:52am
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

Well, the Davids did have a sold out concert in the Philippines... Malaysia just doesn't deserve such talent, and yes I'm a tard and proud of it! Especially because the original meaning of Retard slow, and I'm so slow that it's only now that I comment, I'm 2 days late and there are already other news. But I don't care about those...