Mail Bag Update 7/18/09

Only immature, insecure, talentless malcontents get their jollies by annoying other people.  You represent the dregs of society, and you attempt to feel better about yourselves by dragging everyone down to your level.  YOU are the worst.  You SUCK.
-Merry

You are stupid for calling Danny a douche. What did he do to you you idiot? He lost his wife and you guys have no sympathy, and you guys just sit there and make fun of him. How would you feel, being a young man in your 20s and have your wife die? It sucks. Danny is NOT a douche. YOU guys are. You guys are just douches for calling him a douche. You are annoying, and I hope your site gets shut down someday. Actually, they can go ahead and let it stay because its not like you guys have any impact on the votes anyway. HAHA SUCKERS!!!
-Terri

Are you all that immature and insecure about yourselves that you come up with the stupidest reasons to dislike people? Oh well. If you all weren't a bunch of ugly, dumb assholes with no talent, you wouldn't have to make fun of gorgeous people that actually have lives. And I know you're all gonna read this and be like, 'What a fucking loser.' and laugh, but whatever. Go screw a lightbulb and burn your ugly nonexistent dicks. Get a life haters.
-Angel

You stupid and pathetic loonatics! You don't know how dumb you are! You want to make this show horrible and now you want to make fans miserable. How narrcist are you! All you care about is, how much we want people to pist off other people so we can send hate mail! Blah Blah Blah! F**k you B******! You even think God is a joke. Well done your sorry asses won't go anywhere when you die, if you don't believe in him! So what the hell with you vote for the worst people! Who don't know anything about talent and voice. Why not just ruin another show like " America's Got Talent" cause it sucks anyways! Go pist off someone else! You f*******g b******! You have no right to ruin a show! Adam is good and also Kris! So you didn't really do much! Hahha you b*****s
-Patricia

I was hoping to get to see some pictures of the beautiful people that blog on this website.  I mean you mock everyone else for being ugly or fat or whatever but we never get to see how gorgeous you guys are.  Why not?  You guys must be like super models or something compared to this celebrities.  And if you hate the attention they get........why do you bother to blog about them!?!?!?!  Doesn't that just bring more attention to them?  Well anyways I will continue to view the site because you guys make me laugh but please, let me see some photos of you guys.  Especially you "thefunnystone" and you "Professor Chan.  Peace out.
-Matt

u people sure spend a lot of time bashing american idol as much as u hate it get a life good job making the best AI contestent lose why r u always bashing danny his wife died u sickos if he didnt talk about it people would think hes wierd u r jeolous or something cuz ull be living with ur mom 4 the rest of ur life this website is fuckin retarded u must be jeolous cuz millions watch ai and like the same 50 losers go on this dumb website ur trying to ruin ai 4 people who liked it what the hell is the point all it proves is that u dont have a life and try to spend ur spare time doing soemthing "productive" get a life assholes
-Allison

Oh, "Twitter only exists to make VFTW laugh" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA You USE Twitter, DUMBASSES! You have a link that says "VFTW on Twitter" and it takes to your twitter page!" DUMBASSES! I've never been on a website that makes fun of Twitter, while they actually have their own Twitter page. Hilarious and extremly hypocritical.
-Nelly

Yep....I'm sending you another email. I just figure I might as well along with other people who are pissed/happy about Kris winning. I personally don't care. I love the caricature of him, even though I would've preferred to see a Adam caricature(just to see how you can make fun of him XD). From what I heard, Adam is already making an album, which he said should be out later this year. I know you guys are going to mock it :P (I mean come on! Why wouldn't you? If you haven't heard his song "Pop Goes The Camera", you are VERY lucky) but at least it won't- *hopefully* won't have "No Boundaries" as the single. Ugh, Kara has about as much talent at writing music as my hamster. Perhaps she paid a hobo to write it for her? Blegh. But anyway, I just wanted to say it wasn't JUST you that helped Kris win. All of Danny's homophobic Christian voters(I'm not saying all Christians are homophobes) voted for Kris. Even though Adam is Jewish, I don't think it really helped all that much.
I love reading your mailbags, seeing how many people don't know how stupid they are WHEN THEY TALK LIKE THIS AND USE THIS MANY EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes my whole day :D
-Kat

Well I’d vote for you as the worst – ignorant – rude – and a waste of space on the internet
-Merle

I agree with what Neil said about you guys. You're always very entertaining and I enjoy some of your reviews, but you defnitely enjoy eat up the counter-culture thing to the point where it becomes a tad desperate and predictable. If everyone else started hating Idol like you folks do: 1. Your Web site would be out of business, 2. You'd get a tad upset that your counter-culture status would be up in smoke. Anyway, like I said, I enjoy your site and check it out after each Idol show... but it sounds like Neil's got you guys pegged.
-Shane

I've written to you an e-mail once saying you pimping the god-awful Tatiana is beyond insane... I will try to keep this short:
I'm from Israel, and follow the show from here. I think I have a serious conflict because I honestly love both the show and your great site... Which in the end causes me to get pissed at you're site...
Anyhow, just wanted to write a short point of mine: If you honestly believe that Kris is a VFTW victory... you are either disconnected from sociaty or just plain stupid.
Kris's Victory was simply the victory of the conservative bigot America over all liberal Americans. No one was actually surprised Adam lost because all who supported him knew that he will have to overcome millions of narrow minded primitive voters who simply voted for "the other guy" every time.
For the past few weeks, Lambert has been preached against (!!) during Sunday sermons in churches around your country, as well as volunteers going door to door warning people that a vote for Lambert is a serious threat to the traditional Chirstian family values.
It seems America ready for a black president but not for an openly Gay (Jewish) American Idol. So congratulations for "your" victory… you truly contributed to the win of prejudice, bigotry and ignorance. There is no second way to look at it.
From a tolerant human being,
-Tal

I hope you know how truly disgusting and pathetic your website is. It really takes an ignorant, immature person to run such a low class site. Why don’t you grow up, get an education, and get a real fucking job, instead of writing stupid articles about kind, good-hearted, and talented people. People like you really infuriate me, no wonder the world is so fucked up. Hope you enjoy your life knowing you are worthless scum.
-Kimmie

I was unaware this site was comprised of immature, people with limited vocabulary.  My mistake, I thought there was a degree of intelligence somewhere instead of people with delusions of power.
-Pamela

Hey VFTW. I just wanted to say how much I LOVE your website. It seriously makes me day. Even though I love American Idol (And Adam Glambert, for that matter), I still totally respect you are trying to rip apart the show and get everyone PO'd. It's hilarious! I can't wait for next year. Keep rocking!
-Lili

Kindly speaking.. you should stop this website because its too unfair. i want to see my favorite idol win the title . AND.. this is a SINGING COMPETITION, to find SOMEONE WHO COULD SING WELL, for THE WORLD TO ENJOY. if you would actually like the world to suffer in bad voices/singing talents, then i suggest you go to hell. They are having a much better plan to make the world suffer than you and your little club.
-TC

Ok. Sorry to burst your bubbles. But I wanted to clarify that Kris Allen won not because of your lame ass website that nobody visits, but because he got more votes fair and square. Maybe many people feel that Adam should have won, but Kris did not win because you "told" people to. Kris won because the majority of America viewed him as the better contestant. Just so you know, only losers like yourselves actually listen to your dumb website, and have nothing better to do with their lives, so they try to ruin perfectly nice television shows. I don't know what kind of people would be so horrible and bored to defile the names of innocent contestants on a fantastic show. In the beginning I will honestly say that it is a little funny because some contestants are weird and stupid and have much to make fun of. But when it comes to the finale and both contestants are obviously extremely talented and popular, it becomes lame and stupid because you're desperately trying to find stuff to make fun of. And the jests are lame and half-ass. You people behind this website must secretly enjoy the show if you're spending so much time, and putting your all into the website. Maybe you'll make fun of this and put it on your website for douches like yourself to laugh at, but whatever. I don't care. You needed to come off your high horse. You guys aren't as cool as some losers may tell you.
-Priya

I'm a teenage reader, and I'll admit, I usually disagree with your website's objective. I just know that sending you a poorly written e-mail full of spelling errors and excessive exclamation points would do nothing to affect you. However, when I found that you had chosen to "support" Kris in the finale, I felt slightly relieved. I'd been a Kris fan from top 36, and at first, I'd tolerated Adam. However, as the judges, producers, and guest artists continued to shamelessly promote the wailer, I slowly lost that tolerance and just grew irritated. This was one of the rare occasions I'd actually sided with you (the last was back in fifth grade, when Carrie won. I just wasn't aware of your existence or your pick at that time.) So, VFTW, I'd never thought I'd say this, but: thank you. It's been somewhat fun infuriating a large portion of America, the producers, and judges. It'll probably be a few more years before I ever say that again...
-Catherine

You guys all have a great sense of humor. But you are crushing people's dreams in the process of you mocking American Idol. This show has many, many veiwers for a reason. It is a great show. If you despise it that much, don't watch it. Causing the show to loose veiwers will hurt it much more then voting for the worst contestant. I am not in favor at all of what you are doing, for I am a huge American Idol fan, but I think you should let the people enjoy the show. I think you would all be excellent TV hosts for celebrity humor, or make a site mocking celebrities. That will not have very much impact on their careers, while you still get to make fun of them. You will most likely get many more fans that way. An example of this is the What The Buck channel on YouTube. This guy is truly funny, and makes fun of the celebrities without hurting anyone. He has many fans, and has made himself famous for what he does. What you are doing right now is hurting people, both the contestants and American Idol fans. So please consider making a new site, and shutting down VFTW. Your sense of humor will be reconized much more. Also, if you have any comments on this, please email me back. I hope you consider.
-Katie

hi my name is cho. i am writing this cuz ai is over! I know! but its ok i hope. adam lost ! D: I was so sHOCKED. it was almost as shockking as dani's elimation a couple week ago. danny probally shud of won cuz he is a good person and is strong even tho his wife dyed. SO SAD. I found out from my cousin that u guys r the reason adam lost. how cud u? HOW/// adam is so nice. every girl in american loves him cant u see?  i love him. kris doesnt deserve to me my idol.  he sings like a choir boy from alaksa. adam voice is like angles to my eyes. u are probably just jealus thats why! I am so mad at u guys and i want my $ back from textin. idk. u guys ow adam fans everywhere now. adam sang pretty with kara's good song, no boundry, and was better than kris allen. you guys rune american IDOL. GO HOME. nobody likes your site and i dont ether. grow up!
LOVE CHO - AI LOVER AND #1 FAN. I hope u udnerstand. P.S. i am sorry if i offedned u i am just sad.
-Cho

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