Simon Cowell Can Never Insult Anyone Ever Again

Posted by thefunnystone on July 31st, 2009 at 8:17 PM
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TMZ uncovered a video of Simon Cowell appearing on Top of the Pops in 1982 as Wonderdog. After this gem, Simon can't call anything "theme park" or dreadful ever again. This is 100 times worse than anything ever done on American Idol. Since Simon no longer has a sense of humor, he won't laugh about it at all. The Wonderdog song is 500 times worse than even helming the WWE soundtrack. So is Simon secretly a Worster at heart? Or will he just do anything for money?

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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 10:29pm
Joined: 26 Jun 2007

Even his ridiculous costume had moobs.

Yep, here's the guy that gets paid a billion dollars per second! A furry Wonderdog. :D

SPOON
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 10:43pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

Was this a show for children or is Simon a Furry Lifestyler?  If he is, that would explain a lot.  :c / 

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Sam_A1994
Posted: July 31, 2009 - 11:41pm
Joined: 27 Apr 2009

i luv this vid Paula tweeted bout it a while ago the mirror in da u.k. had it on their site

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Kara Must Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: August 1, 2009 - 7:03am
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

When Simon goes Woof Woof, he's talking about Kara.

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Signatures SUCK!

T.J.
Posted: August 1, 2009 - 12:22pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009

This is why I love TMZ.

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jawajedi
Posted: August 1, 2009 - 2:03pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

I liked his musical influences, and thought the interview was hilarious. The song reminded me of other novelty songs back in the day, like cats and dogs doing Christmas carols.

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gaziza
Posted: August 2, 2009 - 9:24am
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

Hmm, Simon seems like he was a TOTP worster.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: August 2, 2009 - 10:30pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Yo Simon, it was a little pitchy there, DAWG!

capture_lift
Posted: August 3, 2009 - 10:39am
Joined: 02 Jul 2009

hahahaha, priceless! xDD

Van Dergraaf
Posted: August 3, 2009 - 12:21pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

As the old saying goes, those who can't do, teach.
And those who can't teach, become judges on reality shows.

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