Money Hungry Jason Castro Is Still Scamming for Cash

Posted by thefunnystone on August 19th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
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Instead of begging for free laptops and trips or stealing money from teenagers, the greedy Castro family is now attempting to sell Jason's music to make some money. Sounds semi-legit, until you realize that it's just another ridiculously overpriced scam. Jason's new single Let's Just Fall In Love Again (which is crap) is being released, and lucky fans have the honor of purchasing it in a fan pack. One of the possible fan packs sells for only $399.99. That's right. Just under $400. But wait! You don't just get the song. You also get a one year pass to the Cash-Ho fan club, a 5 minute phone call, an outgoing voice message, an autographed poster, never before seen pictures, and some other crap that includes the song. One song. This family is ridiculous. Anyone who buys this crap to enable the Cash-Hos needs to be taken out back and shot. Besides, the fan pack's t-shirt size only goes up to XL, and we know the frauen won't fit into that.

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Starbuck
Posted: August 19, 2009 - 10:15pm
Joined: 07 Jul 2008

That's the biggest ripoff I've ever seen. Even if they threw in a 4-ft. hand-blown glass bong, it still wouldn't be worth it.

Is Beasty Cash-ho the one behind all the Nigerian prince scams, too?

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imitation_saint
Posted: August 19, 2009 - 11:21pm
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

There must be some way to derail this awful scam of theirs.

Mysterioso
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 4:00am
Joined: 18 Apr 2007

I dunno, sounds cheap to me. Compared to what Atlantic Records got swindled for. I bet they get NOTHING back for their investment.

Go Cash Ho's!

CUNextTuesday
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 6:52am
Joined: 22 May 2008

Surely there are not enough castrofrauen left who care to spend that much on this bullshit. If so they deserve to get ripped off.

Mugsy
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 8:01am
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

I will volunteer at the food bank to hand out supplies to the Castrofrau who have spent all of their money on this scam and cannot afford basic necessities.

If you buy three $399.99 packages, do you get a 15-minute phone call? I bet the question will be asked.

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thefunnystone
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 8:12am
Joined: 20 May 2006

Wait.. this isn't through Atlantic Records is it? He was dropped already, huh? Ha!

Rebel
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 8:33am
Joined: 13 May 2007

Someone could make a pretty penny by resewing the t-shirts into a larger size.

"Does your favorite singer not produce shirts that are large enough--Don't worry, for just $49.99, we will turn your t-shirt into a size xL to a 4XL. For each additional X, please add 9.99."

badger
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 9:09am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

I like how the exclusive shitty poster and the site try to hide how short he is... hell, he's probably shorter than Ryan Seacrest WITHOUT the box!

badger
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 9:11am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Hey funnystone -

Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Beasty Cash-ho cause Jason to get dumped by Atlantic?

I mean, she overstepped the promo regulations - it wasn't supposed to be known in advance that he would perform on Idol, but she went ahead and tried to street team that and all... and then, as reported on VFTW, his Idol performance got canceled.

Way to go, Beasty!

thefunnystone
Posted: August 20, 2009 - 9:47am
Joined: 20 May 2006

Looks like he's still signed with Atlantic. So they're the ones doing this. Can't wait to see this crash and burn in their faces then.