Kara DioGuardi's Version of "No Boundaries"

Posted by thefunnystone on August 30th, 2009 at 1:00 PM
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Looking for attention, Kara DioGuardi sings a version of her own crappy song, No Boundaries. Is she really that oblivious about the suckiness of the song that she thinks this will help people like her in any way at all? (Source: MJ's Big Blog)
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SPOON
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 4:08pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

You know, now that I listen to her interpretation, I have to say the song epitomizes all that is wrong with the music industry today.  What a formulaic sweetheart* she is.

 *And by sweetheart, I mean cunt.  :heaves

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Boogerr
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 4:16pm
Joined: 23 May 2009

I actually think it sounds pretty good.

But the whole time I was singing-

"There are no stanndaarrdsssss"

=]

t-mo
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 4:23pm
Joined: 30 Jan 2009

For me, for you, Dawgface, well, you really tried to make it your own. Wait, it is your own. Duuude. Not great. Seriously, Kara, you know you're my Dawgface, but that didn't have that Kara swagger that I love, dude. Just ok for me, dawgface. Oh, and you're a dumbshit, too.

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KaraIsATardi
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 6:50pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2009

OK,Shocking,the beginning wasn't bad,Then she went TOO LOW,like a man,YIKES,Then she "hit" the high note ,and she sounded EXACTLY like she did in the early 80s video of her family making her sing bad showtunes. BAAAHHH! OUCH!!! BAAARRRRFFF!

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T.J.
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 7:22pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009

I laughed my ass off hearing Kara DildoGuardi's version of this song. It's songs like these that are making me hate pop music. And why did they show a picture of her chest? Does the person who collaborated this video actually think she's got game?

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GraniteRabbit
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 9:39pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

Nope. Kris gave it back so she recorded it for the loser sendoff dirge. Beats last year's trashing of Home Sweet Home.

Craptastic
Posted: August 30, 2009 - 11:13pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2008

I made it halfway through before I started tasting puke in my throat and had to pull the plug. Fucking awful piece of shit song, and the way she sings it is horrible, with her staged nasally whiny low notes and barely hit high notes that she seems to think makes her a "singer". We all know this bitch has no business judging singers, and this waste of bandwidth proves it.

6wire
Posted: August 31, 2009 - 2:03am
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

This might do ok in the country market with some pedal steel, violin and telecaster licks. The tune is really hard to sing, which killed it on Idol. Here, with Pro Tools polishing the pitch to perfection, it's passable. But I really don't care for preachy lyrics...and there are boundaries.

Disillusioned-a...
Posted: August 31, 2009 - 5:26am
Joined: 08 May 2008

That's what's wrong with society today dammit, there are not enough boundaries so people go ape shit all the time.. gawd I sound like my father.. *shudder*

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Leslie_Obsessed
Posted: August 31, 2009 - 5:46am
Joined: 12 Sep 2007

Ugh, they played this song incessantly where I used to work.