Jordin Sparks is Photoshopped to All Hell in a Milk Ad

Posted by thefunnystone on September 8th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
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It doesn't even look like her with all the airbrushing. At least they kept her mustache.

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penguins_and_pa...
Posted: September 8, 2009 - 9:10pm
Joined: 07 Aug 2008

She looks like a fat Paula Abdul.

capture_lift
Posted: September 8, 2009 - 10:43pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2009

WTF, they make her look like Beyonce.

Slacking
Posted: September 8, 2009 - 11:58pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

Bitch belongs in a Cattlefield

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strawman
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 12:08am
Joined: 10 Feb 2009

She looks a little bit like The Man Who Laughs.

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kenny94
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 12:49am
Joined: 05 Sep 2009

She looks A LOT better than that fatty douche Nick Mitchell.

badger
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 6:45am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Stunt double Jordin - the one that's thinner and has straighter hair... even if it's getting blown back

johnnywang57
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 8:12am
Joined: 21 May 2006

I think Jordin looks kind of cute normally, but that is some freaky nightmarish shit straight from the Uncanny Valley. Jordin's face has never been that freakily angular...that is one horrifying photoshop. I don't even think we can blame Jordin for this one.

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godudette
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 11:18am
Joined: 02 May 2009

Never would have even known it was her if her freaking name wasn't beside the picture.

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sum1
Posted: September 9, 2009 - 6:03pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Who the HELL is that?

(sarcasm)

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crazytom
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 12:25am
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

The earrings are hers.

The body, the hair, the skin tone, the dress, the drink all belong to someone else though.

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