Vote for Jordan to win Big Brother 11

Posted by thefunnystone on September 10th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
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Jordan has been the most VFTW member of the Big Brother cast all season (besides divalicious Chima). She can't tell time (above), she sucks at every competition, and she only never went home because everyone knew they could beat her since she's so dim. Now she's in the top 3 and has a real shot at winning. Of course, VFTW should help to make that happen. So go to CBS.com and vote for Jordan to win in each of the final 2 matchups that she could be in. Why? Because the only thing funnier than a hillbilly who can't tell time is a hillbilly with $500,000.

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ItsMeDeb
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 7:26pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

Vote Jordan, Kevin and then Jordan again.

VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!

joenic40
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 7:39pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

Aw Jordan is a sweetie. Natalie's the worst ha!

sceptic
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 7:45pm
Joined: 08 Jul 2009

Kevin's been applying for bb since season 1 and Jordan didn't even know what it was when she got recruited.

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weedouttheplants
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 8:46pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

I voted multiple times. Jordan is the VFTW Queen of Big Brother.

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metsfan
Posted: September 10, 2009 - 10:10pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Jordan's a lock to win America's vote. The show's fans clearly love her -- they were cheering her on during tonight's live competition. VFTW could throw its support behind either Kevin or Natalie, and Jordan would still win in a landslide.

strawman
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 12:52am
Joined: 10 Feb 2009

Wow, just wow. I guess either:
1) I'm hot, I don't have to think, or
2) I've succeeded in making this guy feel superior, or
3) I have the brains of a radish.

Okay, I voted for her several times just because she's gorgeous, so I guess it's number (1).

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rem
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 1:36am
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Clearly she may be even dimmer than Jessica Simpson & Kellie Pickler put together. More so since I'm guessing she can't sing so she's toast once her looks leave her.

oomagooma
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 2:25am
Joined: 04 May 2009

I remember struggling through a half an episode of this show when it first came on. It was like pooping shards of glass. If I watched, I'd vote, but since I don't....

Good luck to the VFTW pick. Whatever.

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