Paula Abdul Says She Approves of Ellen DeGeneres

Posted by thefunnystone on September 11th, 2009 at 7:45 AM
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In a move to save face, poor Paula Abdul tweets that she is happy that Ellen DeGeneres is the new Idol judge that is replacing her:

I think Ellen will b a gr8 judge on Idol. She is wildly funny, talented and I wish her the best of luck!

We know Paula must be pissed off, but don't worry. A few more pills and she'll be airing her real feelings soon. Miss ya, Paula!

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 1:09pm
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Poor Pauler. Maybe if she's really really nice, they will ask her back someday.

dafeedil
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 2:38pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

^I know, F.A.G., I kinda feel sorry for Paula. I wonder how much Ellen is getting paid? If it's more than what they offered Paula then that sucks. I've always had a soft spot for Paula and her heavily medicated antics. Heavy sigh. I don't hate Ellen, but it's going to be strange to have her as a judge.

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well im pissed off
Posted: September 11, 2009 - 10:43pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

I approve of Paula saying she approves of Ellen. Paula is always helping others. So nice, really.

standalone
Posted: September 12, 2009 - 2:09am
Joined: 23 May 2006

I have no pity for Paula. She was fun to mock, but useless and a liability to the show. Paula dug her own hole, after she bitched about the producers on the talk shows last fall. Kara failed as the obvious replacement. Hopefully, Ellen will entertaining. Guaranteed... Paula will be forgotten by the end of this season.

Craptastic
Posted: September 12, 2009 - 11:07am
Joined: 15 Mar 2008

Gone are the days of eagerly anticipating Pauler's drugged out comments and general delirium. That's one thing, but beyond that, her replacement with Ellen gives the female contestants a decided advantage, as no one on the new panel will be able to see any unique sex appeal that might exist in the male singers.

Ellen: Lesbian, obvious; attraction only to females.
Randy: Most likely straight; attraction only to females.
Simon: Homophobic in the truest sense of the word; if attracted to a male, will subconsciously rebel against it by consciously dissing the contestant.
Kara: Doesn't count; she'd fuck a tin can if it had a penis.

gaziza
Posted: September 12, 2009 - 2:45pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

I still think Pauler will turn up on X-Factor whenever Cowell gets around to getting it on US TV.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: September 14, 2009 - 11:53am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

If Pauler called DeGeneres wildly funny and talented, she must have been more wasted than usual.

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Roostah
Posted: September 14, 2009 - 3:16pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Hey all..... I will miss Paula as well. Some (ok, most) of her comments were confusing at best, unintelligable at worst.

However, Ellen should bring some humor to the judging, and her technical knowledge is as good as Paula's.

I guess Paula's agent should have not taken the hard line in negotiations??

Roostah

jimifunguzz
Posted: September 16, 2009 - 6:30pm
Joined: 17 Mar 2008

I am not a wordologist, but I noticed a few things in Paula's tweet. Saying "gr8" instead of spelling out "great" is like saying..."ehhh, she is really not so great." And saying "b" instead of spelling out "be" is like calling Ellen a b*tch. Anywho, there is a suggestion for a better replacement for Paula in this article here:http://jviz.blogspot.com/2009/09/obama-on-kanye-west-ellen-on-idol-abba.html