Jason Castro Embarks on Mall Tour, Thinks It's the 1980's

Posted by againstallodds on September 30th, 2009 at 7:12 AM
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For some reason, Jason Castro wants to be the next Tiffany, so his label is sending him on a mall tour. That's not the sad part. The concerts are all free, so the greedy Cash-ho family won't even be making any money off of it. Beasty sad. Because we know no one is actually interested in attending even a free mall performance, above is a video of Jason playing a terrible song at the Gap so you know what you're not missing.
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A little piece of me feels sorry for him. After all, he is a human being with feelings isn't he? Can somebody confirm that he is a human being with feelings?



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Sorry, Strawman, but I was unable to confirm that.  He's doing THE MALL CIRCUIT?  I think he should just go fire up a doob and call it a day.



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There are still people in malls?  He'd probably do better in the parking lot outside of the local Super-Wal-Mart.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Golly. I hope he appears in the food court between to Cinnabon and Sabaro Pizza. Thant would be so nifty. Don'tyou think the Gap is a bit upscale fro this guy, better off booking the appearances at Spencer Gifts or Sears. 



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Too late.

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					Posted: September 30, 2009 - 10:38pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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GAP is probably a good place for him since he stated he loves their jeans.  That's probably what they paid him in - jeans.