"This Is It" Producers Want Sparkle Cow Cash

Posted by thefunnystone on October 13th, 2009 at 6:44 PM
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In a smart marketing move, someone decided that Adam Lambert's new music video trailer for Time For Miracles is going to premiere right before Michael Jackson's posthumous movie This Is It. Expect the Sparkle Cows to shell out big bucks in the opening weekend so they can see their object of affection (pictured: left, looking creepy) shit all over the trailer to disaster flick 2012. This should guarantee a big opening weekend, as Sparkle Cows have tons of disposable income and no friends to tell them that they're wasting it. A note to anyone who is going to see Michael Jackson's movie: bring mace and beef jerky. The mace is to ward off the Sparkle Cows. The beef jerky is a last ditch effort to distract them into running in the opposite direction when you throw it.

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What a fat piece of shit.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		SAQUISHA-MISHA
		
			

				

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Ahahahahaha Sparkle Cows. Lmfao! 



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Desperate much? They knew This Is It will bring in crowds, the only way they can inflict Madam on a larger audience?



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Can we toss some beef jerky deep into the ocean?  Within minutes we'd have like twice as much space in this country, despite the sea level rising a few miles.



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Ugh! You couldn't pay me to see that musical video tripe. 


Love the choice with the picture by the way! lol :)



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What a spit in the face of the MJ fans.  Now they gotta deal with smelly fat glittery frauen exploding their vaginas all over the place.  Is nothing sacred?



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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"Fat chicks need love too."



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Sure it looked like he packed on a few pounds during Idol, but seriously the guy isn't FAT.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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I already bought advance tickets to this movie.


Luckily my movie theater has assigned reserved seats in the balcony area.  So I already know where I'm sitting.   And I can safely show up 5 minutes late, and avoid the Madam crapfest.