What a Difference Sleeves Make

Posted by thefunnystone on October 13th, 2009 at 5:58 PM
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Jordin Sparks, who apparently never looks in a mirror, ignored our advice to always wear sleeves. And this is what she looked like while performing at Atlantis in the Bahamas. Seriously, girl. Dress for your body size. We've seen you looking decent. Did you hire your mortal enemy as your stylist? Cover up!

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oomagooma
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 7:22pm
Joined: 04 May 2009

her outfit looks like an old rug my folks used to have in the garage. the rug was smaller, though.

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MLLASH
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 7:56pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Better get your blindfold!

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LadyJane
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 8:12pm
Joined: 17 Mar 2009

I disagree. I think Jordin looks great, and much better than she would if she were too thin. The top is not the best, but it's not because she isn't "covering up", it's just unflattering. You know, I read this site for snarky commentary on a travesty of a "singing" show. I understand that there's not much to blog about when the show is on break, but I think it's kind of sad when it dissolves into infantile "you're fat! you're ugly!" comments. Congrats, guys. You've reached the level of the 6th grade bully. Yay.

thefunnystone
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 8:18pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

We never said Jordin was fat and ugly. You just did. Seems like you think Jordin is fat and ugly. Why would you say such things?

Smartie
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 8:46pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Wookie can look lovely if she hides those hammy hocks

eg

See?

Sleeves are your friends, Wookie.

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max anderson
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 9:21pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

It's too bad sleeves aren't enough to muffle all the stomping.

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SayNoToPaula
Posted: October 13, 2009 - 9:56pm
Joined: 16 Feb 2008

LMAO at LadyJane *rolls eyes* A closet worster for sure. And mean as a snake. Jordon EVERYONE knows you do not wear horizontal stripes when you're ah full-figured. Elementary my dear.

itchy
Posted: October 14, 2009 - 2:09am
Joined: 15 Mar 2009

Hmm. Guess they haven't figured out how to airbrush a live show yet.

Give them time. They will.

ineedalife
Posted: October 14, 2009 - 2:29am
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

Ouch! And the horizontal strips don't help either! Seriously Jordan, you can do better.

darwin1981ph
Posted: October 14, 2009 - 12:10pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Is she 6 mos old pregnant? Who is the father???