Details Magazine Posts Adam Lambert Story Online

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2009 at 8:50 AM
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The story we'd already linked to last week from Details Magazine is now available online. It's even more pathetic than we imagined. The tagline to the article is "Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?" Ladies, we'll let you respond to that one. Adam is still trying to pretend he likes to make out with women sometimes so that he can sell records to the Sparkle Cows. Dude, grow a backbone. He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger." Direct quote. The funniest part of the article is the ad on the side where you can enter to win your very own photo shoot with Adam Lambert. The pictures resulting from a Sparkle Cow engulfing Adam should be a VFTW victory of massive proportions. Pun intended.

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FenderBender
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 9:18am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

I thought Kris What's his Name was the American Idol.

That photoshoot for the contest winner will probably be with a flat Lambert.

Message to frau - Don't be fooled by this poser. He can kiss and rub all the tits in the universe, but he's still never going to fuck you.

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dafeedil
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 1:43pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Like we DIDN'T know Madame had a penchant for guys who look like 14 year old boys? He literally makes my skin crawl. Have at him, cows, because I'm one chick who finds him completely nauseating.

That pic above is especially disgusting. Just think about where on little pre-pubescent Drake that tongue of Madame's has been. If that doesn't make you want to puke, then I have to say, nothing can make you want to puke.

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert

minno
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 10:51am
Joined: 03 Mar 2009

"Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?"

Every woman?? Please, bitch. The women I know think he's a repulsive poser. Adam is proving that he will do or say anything to have a career. He's a bad joke.

spoiler
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 11:10am
Joined: 01 May 2009

Huge Photo Link 

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 1:59pm
Joined: 17 Jun 2009

A Worster needs to win this contest. Imagine the sparkle cow reactions!

Seriously, is it open to people outside America? Cause I might enter. If not, all Worsters need to.

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sunshine8503
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 2:19pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

The only women who want to fuck this ugly, desperate, hot topic wearing douchebag are the Sparkle cows. Any woman with eyes and an ounce of taste wouldn't want that

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" they've all failed, which is why they're turning up for American Idol." Simon on all the failed plants this season(Carly,Kristy, and so on)

TheDancingCookie
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 2:40pm
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

"I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes."

Lamebert is so trying to be edgy.

Fail.

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 2:40pm
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

"He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger."

 

I guess Adam really is the next Michael Jackson. 

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SPOON
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 5:26pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

So, does that mean Gaspy is his type STP?  He better watch out.  Those "Archies" are a rough crowd!  Just ask the staff at the Badger Herald.  :gigglesnort

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CUNextTuesday
Posted: October 20, 2009 - 6:03pm
Joined: 22 May 2008

Oh please! No woman I know wants to fuck Lambert. And the only reason he's able to date those little slips of men he likes is because he's a spotlight seeking famewhore. Otherwise no one would put up with his acne and titty butter.