Adam Lambert - "For Your Entertainment" Premieres

Posted by thefunnystone on October 30th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
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Well here's Adam Lambert's "official" single. Top 40 radio might possibly embrace this because it's so cookie cutter. His voice is so processed, anyone could be singing this. The song sounds like something Britney Spears was offered, but she passed on it because it was too cheesy. Except for the awful screaming in the bridge... that's just pure Adam. Guess we'll see what happens next.
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 9:16pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

Not even Glam Rock, but pure Pop, and his song sounds like a re-packaged "Black and Gold". Britney Spear better watch out or Adam might take her crown as "Pop Princess".

Kim Kolciak's song 'Don't Be Trady For The Party' is more edgier than his song.

MLLASH
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 7:05pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Hmmmm... real clubby... I can see it being a dance hit. I wonder if the entire cd is similar to this?

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BlackhawkDoll
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 7:06pm
Joined: 27 Oct 2009

This song says he's here for your entertainment and yet he entertains no one. I need to go listen to some good music now and attempt to rid my memory of this failure.

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Hunter
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 7:31pm
Joined: 16 Jul 2009

Wow, its all over the radio already.

102.7 KISS FM – Los Angeles
Hot99.5 - Washington DC
96.3 - Detroit
STAR 94.1 – Atlanta
Mix 102.9 - Dallas
Mix 92.3 – New Orleans
95.5 WPLJ - New York

So much for his songs not getting any radio play.

LadyJane
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 7:57pm
Joined: 17 Mar 2009

It's kind of hilarious that his song is also the same name as a mall music store. Hooray for groundbreaking originality.

And nothing says "rock god" like synthesized dance pop. Ohh yeah, Adam. Rock on.

houster
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 8:03pm
Joined: 27 Jul 2006

That's it? They autotuned the hell out of him, and the song isn't that great anyway. Grade D Depeche Mode and Muse, with a splash of Britney. Yecch.

Looks like the Sparkle Cows are going to have to deal with a robot singing instead of Glamberace.

tonimarie
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 8:06pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

see I don't even hear a little Britney. I hear all Britney. I was humming Womanizah to this track and I don't even know that song (except what I heard of it on Dlisted).

o_o
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 8:17pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

Hunter - The fact that you know the names of all 7 stations that are playing Adam's single across the country proves that you have too much time on your hands.

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imyourbitch
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 8:22pm
Joined: 09 Oct 2009

I'm still waiting for a glam part. So far, 'I want a radio hit! That's all! I'm not interested in making my own music! At all! Oh, and singing about sex make you look cool and edgy, I know, I'm that smart' part is going.

Yowsers
Posted: October 30, 2009 - 8:23pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

Looks like they ripped off Freddy Kreuger's glove and tore out the metal fingernails. Should have left them on, I think.

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