Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry Split Up

Posted by thefunnystone on November 1st, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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Apparently, Adam Lambert has broken up with his boyfriend, Drake LaBry. Even though Drake didn't seem like much of a catch, bad move on Adam's part. He's probably believing the hype about himself and sees himself as a "sex symbol" who can have his pick of men. So we feel we need to step in and do what we do best here. No one with any taste would fantasize about a crater-faced, Liza Minnelli looking, double-chinned Twilight impersonator with a terrible haircut. It's our job to put Adam back in his place so he retains a realistic outlook on life. See, and people say we don't do anything positive. (News via MJ's Big Blog)

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owilde69
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 11:08am
Joined: 12 Feb 2009

For better or worse, there will be plenty of starfucking boys who will be more than happy to be arm candy for Adam while people are still interested in taking his photograph. Of course, when the photographers disappear, those boys will as well.

madinthemoon
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 11:40am
Joined: 20 May 2009

I guess I'm "no one with any taste"! Teehee!

spoiler
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 12:01pm
Joined: 01 May 2009

^ ^ ^ Spare me.
Did anyone really believe this would last? Adam is an attention-seeking fame whore (anything to get noticed) and his ex just wasn't what he needed to gain the most news. I imagine his next boy toy will provide us with laughs aplenty.

Reptilian
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 12:16pm
Joined: 22 Oct 2009

As a gay man I can tell you: No man who is into other men would ever find Adam hot. Now, if a man is into ugly drag queens...well then, he might have a chance.

There's certainly an abundance of twinky ugly femme glitter wearing Lady Gaga Paris Hilton Britney wannabes in LA to chose from...But not a single hot masculine gay man who would give him the time of day.

dafeedil
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 12:30pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Squeeeeee!! What fun this will be to play matchmaker for Madame!! Love is in the air, I can just feel it!!

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert

Reptilian
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 12:49pm
Joined: 22 Oct 2009

LOL that's not even the best pics of Azis (Bulgarian idol)

Take a look. This is what Adam will look in 10 years.

Fockery
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 12:52pm
Joined: 14 Aug 2009

Lmfao. Please.

Gay men in America are obsessed with looking as 'straight' as possible which is why they all fantasize about straight guys and crush on straight looking closeted gays.

Nice of you to put 'Adam back in his place' when it was a mutual decision, both still care about each other and both families remain close.

So much homophobic laced sh.it here.

Reptilian
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 1:07pm
Joined: 22 Oct 2009

LOL! Sparkle COOOOOOOOOOOOW

We gays don't fantasize about normal not-femme because we want to pretend to be straight. You can't pretend to be straight with a big ol' one up your butt. We just like not-femme guys because WE LIKE GUYS not trannies or women or little girls.

Smartie
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 3:35pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I wonder if Gaspy's single. Madam sure likes the twinks, afterall.

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dafeedil
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 7:49pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Ah, forget it. I can't find anyone who would have Madame. He'll always have this, though...

Yeah, Fockery, this site is just TEEMING with homophobes. Get real, you moron. Good to know you know all about gay men in America. What this site is not teeming with is drag queens like Madame. That's why we find him so funny.

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert