John and Edward Survive Another Week on X Factor

Posted by thefunnystone on November 1st, 2009 at 1:56 PM
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Astonishingly, after their performance of We Will Rock You, John and Edward made it yet another week. VFTW Victory! Some chick named Rachel went home. Doesn't matter who that even is, as long as our boys keep surviving. They'll now perform for their 5th week of competition next week, so remember to keep voting for them if you live in England.

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SPOON
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 4:47pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

Yay!  I can't wait to see what they do next!  VFTW Victory! 

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 4:52pm
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They are about a billion times more entertaining than anything Leona Lewis has ever done.

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insaneinthesfv
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 7:01pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

Do Poker Face! Pleeeeeeaaaase?

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: November 1, 2009 - 9:07pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

Now J-ward know how to bring Glam-rock back. Love the hair and the camp!

wrench
Posted: November 2, 2009 - 6:00am
Joined: 26 Oct 2009

Next week is movie week, so I am waiting eagerly to hear what kind of song they will be "singing". It would be great TV if they performed Tiny Dancer ( from Almost Famous), as that would maximise the criticism and anger from the Cowell, but I suspect their "mentor" will choose something with a minimal amount of singing.

Perhaps Gangsta's Paradise (from Dangerous Minds), Lose Yourself ( from 8 Mile), Old Time Rock and Roll ( from Risky Business), or I could see them doing a camp routine to Eye of the Tiger ( from one of the Rocky movies) with dancers and a boxing ring.

wrench
Posted: November 2, 2009 - 6:07am
Joined: 26 Oct 2009

Thinking about it a bit more, I can almost envision Jedward creating television magic if they did Maniac (Flashdance) or Shaft (Shaft). I can see their mentor enjoying a Flashdance-like performance by his young charges. If they performed Shaft, it would set race relations in the UK back decades.

wrench
Posted: November 2, 2009 - 9:13am
Joined: 26 Oct 2009

Worsters unite!! All we have to do is keep Jedward out of the bottom two for the next three weeks... after that the judges have no more saves and solely the public vote will determine who survives. Knowing the British's public appetite for the underdog and for novelty acts, this may actually result in them winning.

FenderBender
Posted: November 2, 2009 - 10:12am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

I'm glad that at least the British "get it". Its entertainment we want, not cookie cutter crap. Nobody in their right mind would think they are good singers, and I think they would cause a radio to self-destruct. However, I'd pay to see a live show. It's all about entertainment, and when will the American counterparts ever get that? Canadian Idol gets it, to a certain degree.

I'm pretty convinced that if X-Factor comes here, it will be watered down considerably.

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wrench
Posted: November 2, 2009 - 11:10am
Joined: 26 Oct 2009

Saturday's show was absolutely dire, with every act out of tune to some degree and duration. If it was truly a talent competition, they would all be voted out. Since it isn't about talent but about entertainment, then I am all for Jedward.

To pass the time between shows (and while I nurse a cold), I have been going to some of the UK websites to take the piss out of the numpties that take the show seriously.

twen_angst
Posted: November 3, 2009 - 1:50am
Joined: 16 Apr 2009

rumours are that they're going to do "Ghostbusters" for Movie Night. If that's not an inspired choice, I don't know what is...