Adam Lambert is Tanking, So Kris and Allison Are Brought in to Rescue Him

Posted by thefunnystone on November 9th, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Share:

Due to the fact that Adam Lambert's songs are pure shit and no one will play them on the radio, there is now a new contest to win a concert with Adam, Allison, and Kris altogether. Adam is not anywhere near the draw that 19E was expecting, so they have to package him with Kris and Allison to get anyone besides the Sparkle Cows interested. Meanwhile, Kris Allen's single is slowly climbing the charts and doing well for itself. We love irony. (News via MJ's Big Blog)

__________________________


Yowsers
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:01pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

I wouldn't buy Adam's album if there was a BOGO deal.

__________________________

Yes, I'm going to hell. But the line is long, and I've got time to kill.

Livie51
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:02pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

Adam's single was released like what, last week? Kris' single was released September/Octoberish. Of course Kris' single is slowly climbing, it's been out for awhile. Wait a month and see how Adam's single is doing, then bash whatever chart position he's in .
Juss sayin ...

__________________________

"I like the top" - Adam Lambert

Haliburton24
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:11pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2009

Its also FYE's FIRST WEEK on iTunes. You know, when his "legions" of fans are suppose to be supporting him and when he is going explode onto the music scene with the "adam storm".

leigh.
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:11pm
Joined: 27 Oct 2009

wow. i never would've seen this coming. it's pretty funny.

Bo
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:17pm
Joined: 03 Nov 2009

I wouldn't buy Madam's shit of an album. The album cover alone is bad enough but whats inside is even worse. No thank you.

ilydcbabyeyes
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 8:42pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2009

the irony in this situation is that vftw knows more about adam than most of his fans

thefunnystone
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:02pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

We're drawn to mocking failures. We can't help it.

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:06pm
Joined: 27 Jun 2007

This is just so fucking funny. :D

Irony! Failure! Sparkle Sparkle Cows stomping their hooves in despair! In all honesty, I didn't think Madam would tank this bad this fast. He's an overproduced, fat, sellout who entered the fail zone in record time.

Smartie
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:23pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

the irony in this situation is that vftw knows more about adam than most of his fans

Spoken by the rabid Baldy frau who is obsessed with that fug

__________________________

MyBowlAd - MySuperAd

Hunter
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 10:42pm
Joined: 16 Jul 2009

zzzzzzzzz

God, its gets so fucking boring around here. Same old people, same old spew, same old stupid fraun comments. So you are a Kris Allen fan then? So anybody can write an "article" for this site?

Tards. This site blows lately. Nobody even posts here let alone reads here anymore.