Vote for the Worst Album Review - Kris Allen

Posted by thefunnystone on November 9th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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As I listened to Kris Allen's debut CD, a nagging thought wouldn't get out of my head: I've heard this before. You'll think the same thing as you listen to Kris's CD. But just because the songs aren't that innovative, it doesn't mean that some of them aren't good. The album is definitely a respectable effort from Kris, especially regarding the rush job recording sessions necessary to get the album done. Read on for the specifics.

On American Idol, Kris suffered from being slightly forgettable, and some of the tracks on his debut album don't really help that mentality. The fact that almost every song has a cliche title doesn't help. Like Daughtry's debut album, you can easily compare just about every song to a band that's already out there. "Bring It Back" sounds like The Fray. "Can't Stay Away" sounds like Maroon 5. "Alright With Me" sounds like an iTunes commercial. I’m sure if you played “Bring It Back” for a fan of the The Fray, they’d like it. So it’s not necessarily a bad tactic to push the record. Throwing a bunch of songs at the wall to see what sticks is standard Idol protocol, so you can't fault Kris too much for the experimentation, especially since his vocals blend in nicely with most of the variety.

The best track on the album is "Before We Come Undone", a catchy slice of pop that is radio ready. His voice sounds great and the song can appeal to the Adult Contemporary crowd that buys Idol albums. "Is It Over" is another standout, where Kris hits his stride with a bluesy ballad, showing the type of slow songs he should be singing. The album needs more moments like these though.

On the other side of the coin, Kris's vocals can become grating on songs like "The Truth", where he verges on whiny during the chorus. The inclusion of the few songs that have some light wordplay like "Live Like We're Dying" and "Written All Over My Face" were clearly to appeal to the younger crowd, but they seem slightly forced. Kris isn't uncool, but some of his co-songwriters make him sound that way. "Heartless" isn't nearly as fun as it was on Idol's stage, for instance. But even when the album fails in certain spots, it won’t irritate you. In fact, the songs grew on me with repeated listens.

Overall, most of the songs are decent, with a few real standouts that deserve your attention. And knowing how the Idol machine cranks these albums out so quickly, a decent album with a few standout tracks is something you should look into. The appeal of the album is that Kris isn’t trying too hard. He’s merely putting his spin on some pleasant music without any pretense about trying to reinvent the wheel. Because reinventing the wheel he’s not. But try to enjoy the music for what it is: a decent copy of other music that's already out there. If Kris makes it to album number two, maybe we'll see more of who he is.

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:20pm
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

ZOMG!!!111 With this post we now know the ONLY reason you hate Adam Lambert is that you are a Kris Allen fan!!!111one

dafeedil
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:50pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

^^Yep, that's it, and I bet thefunnystone is one of them there swastika wearin' nat-zi lovin' homophobes, too.

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert

on the edge
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 9:50pm
Joined: 05 Feb 2009

Okay, as much as I try to push the fucker down, my tardass can't help itself....Dave, what did you think of "Red Guitar," the one song he wrote by himself?

thefunnystone
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 10:09pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

I didn't particularly like "Red Guitar". It's one of the songs I liked least. It's not that bad though.

AwwwHereItGoes
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 10:53pm
Joined: 25 Oct 2009

I thought the same about 'The Truth'. That is my least favorite song. His voice sounds really good up until the chorus and towards the end of the song, it's just annoying. Too bad.

Otherwise, I like the rest. It obviously is nothing ground-breaking. I can actually listen to this though and enjoy it, unlike the other Idol winners. It's pleasant material coming from a seemingly genuine person. I think he deserves to do well, and I'm sure that he will have a few hits.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: November 9, 2009 - 11:38pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

Wtf??? So I'm listening to these songs and they sound nothing like Kris Allen! I thought kris allen would be like john mayer/matt nathanson. 19e turned him into something he's not. Some of the songs are good though but its just not Kris Allen.

That's like Amy Lee from Evanescence singing a Britney Spears song and throwing dance moves here and there. ¬_¬

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig

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Oh hell no

isidra
Posted: November 10, 2009 - 3:16am
Joined: 02 Sep 2009

Considering he co-wrote about 9 of the songs, it's kind of weird to say 19e turned him into someone he isn't.

takhoney
Posted: November 10, 2009 - 4:25am
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

what kinda fangirl review is this?
do you like anyone now that tptb don't pimp,vftw?
i can't believe anyone would like this crap. sounds like something a bad european boy band would put out.

number of songs that could be a hit: 0

imyourbitch
Posted: November 10, 2009 - 5:08am
Joined: 09 Oct 2009

Hmm, is he going to divorce?

dafeedil
Posted: November 10, 2009 - 8:36am
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Somebody left the barn door open again. I really liked most of those songs, especially "Alright With Me". I've got to say, he reminds me a lot of Jason Mraz, one of my all time favorites. Holy shit, I think I might be becoming a Kristard. OMG, you guys, spray me quick. Get it off get it off GET IT OFF!!!!

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"It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been."~~Adam "can I get a breath mint, please" Lambert