Adam Can Count Out Being the #1 Album Next Week

Posted by thefunnystone on November 20th, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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Not that he ever stood a chance, but Adam Lambert will clearly not have the #1 album next week when it debuts. Amazon.com is reporting that anal sex loving Brit, Susan Boyle, has by far the best presales of any upcoming album. And with Lady Gaga releasing her Fame Monster, Rihanna's Rated R, Shakira's She-Wolf, Beyonce's I Am... Yours all being released that day too, Adam will be lucky to break the top 5.

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DNW
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 7:34pm
Joined: 04 Nov 2009

Britney released her singles collection last week.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 8:09pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

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Oh hell no

Insane
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 8:26pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

What awesome timing...for a complete EPIC FAIL!

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dafeedil
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 9:01pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008


How come the Susan Boyle word filter doesn't work on the front page? Good times are had with the Susan Boyle word filter. Lol, SAQUISHA-MISHA, how did you do that, with the Nelson sound?

Let's see, for Susan Boyle, I'll give two VERY enthusiastic thumbs up!!

For Madame, I'll give him a "thanks for playing" piece of tard art as a consolation prize:

And a Cheezhed Teh Kitteh FAIL:

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SPOON
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 9:46pm
Joined: 01 Jun 2006

So many butt hurt Sparkley Cows, and so few web sites for them to transfer their anger...

Think they will show up here?  ::bwahahahahahahaha!

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Mapa3m
Posted: November 20, 2009 - 10:15pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Scheduling the release on the same week as GaGa, Beyonce, Rihanna and Shakira was a smart move. If he does well and sells more than either of them - they will spin it as a big success. If he doesn't break the top 5 - who can blame him? Only Sparkle Cows would expect it to be a #1 release.

ineedalife
Posted: November 21, 2009 - 10:35am
Joined: 18 Apr 2009

Isn't being a rabid anti-tard just as bad as being a rabid tard?

Yowsers
Posted: November 21, 2009 - 1:35pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2009

ineedalife -- No.

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TheLambertKitten
Posted: November 22, 2009 - 1:44pm
Joined: 22 Nov 2009

i mean you guys can tell me of course i would say this because im a lambert fan but i dont see why you guys keep bashing him? Actually if you think that he isn't doing well,then kris allen is doing horrible because his album tanked pretty bad last week. i mean comon u can't seriously say that adam lambert is doing horrible. He is going to perform on the AMA's tonight and his album hasn't even been released yet. He was asked to write a song for the movie 2012 and again his album isn't even out yet.He is doing a lot better than Allen. His album is #1 on the itunes pop category and AGAIN the album isn't even out yet. So please don't say the album isn't gonna tank until you have the statistics and we shall see how it sells this week.

isidra
Posted: November 22, 2009 - 2:08pm
Joined: 02 Sep 2009

You know, before I came across this website, I never really realized how much fun it is to poke certain Adam Lambert fans.

They just get so huffy!