Adam Lambert in Horrifying HD

Posted by thefunnystone on November 26th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
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This post comes with a warning. Do not click on Read More if you easily become nauseous. We have an HD screencap from Adam Lambert's David Letterman performance last night. Adam Lambert is probably the most horrifying looking person we've ever seen in HD. Again, do not click on Read More if you do not want to be subjected to a scary lookin' motherfucker. For those of you who have some Thanksgiving turkey stuck in the windpipe and want to induce vomiting, please continue.

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Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 10:56am
Joined: 14 May 2009

God bless!

kcvampire
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 10:58am
Joined: 21 May 2006

man thats scary could you imagine him without all that makup lol

Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:05am
Joined: 14 May 2009

As the dialogue in that cheesefest Notting Hill goes...

After all... Adam is just a girl, standing in front of everyone, asking them to love her.

Toofargone
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:12am
Joined: 07 Mar 2009

Yikes! He must have used a putty knife to put that shit on!

JoshN
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:29am
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!

*dies of stroke*

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joeyharmonic
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:36am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

Yeah, they failed to apply enough Spackle on this show (thanks Deb for that!).

Adam has a face for Radio (or SD only broadcasts)

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Analog_Kid
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:42am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

How much does he charge to haunt a house? Yikes!

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oops
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:44am
Joined: 26 Nov 2009

Oh ye who live in glass houses....how many of you would withstand this type of upclose photo...with or without make-up... not me....and not look a little scary!

Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:47am
Joined: 14 May 2009

On the other hand, Kris Allen looks gorgeous any way you look at him.

Ashe57
Posted: November 26, 2009 - 11:57am
Joined: 12 May 2009

He should really invest in some skin prettier stuff because that horrific mug shot is not pleasing to anyone. Now I'm starting to think, how would the bandmates/dancers he was with at the ama's feel having their face sucked by this overly flawed face???

That is why when you dare to watch Adam, you watch it with no HD. I watched it normal and he was decent-looking. But this HD puts him on a whole new level.